The Mind Of A Type-40 Tardis -- General

[A Moment In Subtext]

Doctor Who
The Mind Of A Type-40 Tardis
By. A Moment In Subtext

'Now what? Coral? What the hell is coral?. . .Oh. Okay.'
'Oh, Rassilon, not another human!'
'Gee, did you even learn how to fly one of us?'
'Okay, ow. Don't hit me.'
'Do you even know any planets that don't have humans on them?'
'Thats it, there's no way you're getting to the pleasure planet now. Ice world here we come!'
'What do you mean I'm broken!?'
'Okay, the problem is right. . .Doctor? Are you fixing me with chewing gum?'
'You have an evil sense of humour, Doctor.'
'Could you maybe not rip my heart out next time you're in trouble?'
'Doctor, shut up.'
'Your fashion sense still sucks.'
'Doctor, stop having sex on my console, you'll get the buttons all sticky!'
'Okay, I found a phone line, make this quick. Oh, shit, I lost it. Sorry.'
'You fucking emo. Get over it.'
'Oh, another human. How. . .interesting. Really.'
'You have a problem, Doctor.'