Illogical Progression -- um. . .slash

[A Moment In Subtext]

Doctor Who/House MD
Illogical Progression (or, A Very Cracky Crossover)
By. Cecilia Evans

The Doctor, House, and Owen are standing around in the morgue of the Hub (dunno how they got there, and what they're doing and why are irrelevent) when an awestruck-at-having-been-right-about-aliens Chase walks in with a patient. He squeaks and scurries to hide in a corner when both Owen and House shoot him death glares for interrupting them.
House rattles off a diagnosis after barely glancing at the patient, but Owen disagrees, so he sets off a seizure to prove himeself right. Owen concedes the point, but the Doctor is appalled by the lack of morality and responsibility, and Chase has to agree. They argue -loudly- Chase and the Doctor against House and Owen, until Wilson comes in and makes them all feel bad (and rather stupid) for wasting time arguing while the patient is still having an epileptic seizure.
Of course, then the patient sits up, thanks them for their time and effort (not), and beats a hasty retreat. Wilson gives them all a very disappointed look, but before even the Doctor can apologize, Jack waltzes in smiling, and they somehow all end up naked. It's at this point that Ianto shows up to see what all the yelling was about, and is quickly assimilated into the group.
Meanwhile, Tosh, Gwen, Cuddy, and Cameron watch the affair on the CCTV before deciding to have hot lesbian sex instead, and Foreman leaves the city in disgust.