Post by A Moment In Subtext on Nov 18, 2007 0:18:41 GMT -5
Boy Meets World
Veronica Again
By. A Moment In Subtext
Veronica Again
By. A Moment In Subtext
Setting: Cory's room, after school Friday. Topanga just broke up with him. . .again. Cory is pacing.
"Cory, can you knock it off? You're going to wear a hole in the floor!" Eric complained.
"Yeah, well, its my floor!"
"Think again, little brother. It's my floor."
Cory moaned and hit his head on the nearest wall. "Great. If I don't have the floor, what do I have?"
"The ceiling?" Shawn suggested from his perch at the end of Cory's bed.
"Very funny."
"Chill, man, it's just another breakup. I break up with girls all the time."
"Yeah, but for you its different."
"How?"
"When you break up with a girl, you have another three waiting in line to replace her!"
"Oh. Yeah." Shawn grinned.
"That's just what you need, Cor." Eric said suddenly. "Another girl to replace Topanga. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have parents to try to weasel money out of." He disappeared out the door.
Cory jerked his thumb toward his brother. "Do you think that's serious?"
"Knowing Eric?"
"Good point. But maybe he's right. Maybe I do need to get another girl."
"You're forgetting, all the girls in school either hate you, or are taken."
"Oh, yeah. But then wear am I going to find another. . ." He trailed off, his eyes landing on Shawn.
Shawn stood up. "Why do I get the feeling this is going to be bad for me?"
Cory rubbed his hands together. "Do you remember when you dressed up as a girl for our newspaper article?"
"Yeah, but I don't see what that's got to do with anything." There was a long pause during which Shawns mind finally connected the two ideas. "No. Oh, no, man. Not going to happen."
"Just to keep my mind off Topanga?"
"No. Way."
"Oh, come on, Shawn! Just this once?"
"What part of 'no' don't you understand, Cory?"
"The 'no' part. How long have you known me?"
"Cory. You're like a brother to me, I'd take a bullet for you, but I will not dress up as a girl and be your date."
"Why not?"
There was another long pause, during which Shawns mouth moved as if he were trying to answer, but finally stopped when he was unable to come up with a suitable response. "You so owe me for this."
"Goes without saying."