DW Plotbunny Farm

[Heyo Kelly-o]

From amandarex:

1. It wasn't until she finally felt safe enough to stop running that she noticed the Doctor wasn't with her anymore.

2. If you'd asked her before now, Rose would have told you that there was nothing like a nice bit of chocolate to get over a bad mood.

4. It was in moments like these, when he was hanging upside-down with his hands bound, that the Doctor remembered why he loved to travel in the first place.

From honorh:

1. Not that Jack had never worn collars and leashes before, but this one was damned uncomfortable.

2. "Will you please just SHUT UP?" yelled Martha.

3. When he awoke, the Doctor found himself wondering about three things: 1. where he was, 2. why there was a cat curled up on his chest, purring, and 3. where where his clothes had gone.

4. Rose barely made it to the zeppelin before things started exploding.

5. The TARDIS, had she been capable of it, would have been rolling her eyes and sighing.

From the_lucky_stars:

1. "No..." she whispered quietly - but the lights had already gone off.

2. "Ah!" said the Doctor, scratching the back of his neck, "Now, this will take some explaining."

3. "You're drunk. Bad things happen when you're drunk"

5. The restaurant at the end of the universe had always been a rather respected place - that is, until the Doctor turned up.

From pastrypack:

2. For them, causing a scandal was as easy as breathing.

3. Yea, because he was so bloody perfect, right?

4. "I wish that I could tell you that I was sorry, and mean it."

5. Somehow, she knew that it wasn't supposed to end quite like this.

From arcvert:

1. Rose laughed lightly when the man wearing a suit-jacket asked her the dance; the doctor simply glowered.

2. "You can't just barge in here like you own the place." His voice was indignant.

3. From the moment the Doctor looked outside, he knew they had landed some place that was decidedly not Earth.

4. "If you insist on licking it, you may as well tell me what it tastes like."

5. Waking up in the same bed was just as much a surprise to Rose as it was to the Doctor.

From isolus_gurl

1.Looking back the only think he remembered about that day was the unbelivable pain.

3.Standing there in front of her was a very wet, very cold and very naked Jack.

From Barbarossa
Here is a little challenge for a crossover between SG-1 and Doctor
Who.
It should include intelligent humor (nothing silly, please) and
following lines:
1. "Who are you?" - "I am the Doctor." - "That's not a name." - "But it's all I have."
2. "Who was that strange fellow?" - "The Doctor." - "Who?"
3. "Who's there?" - "The Doctor." - "Doctor who?" - "That's right."
General Hammond should know the Doctor.


Other:

Ten, Jack and Rose travelling together in the Tardis, with children. And if Rose or Jack punish the children, Ten sulks in the corner too. Kawaii!

[Heyo Kelly-o]

The Rules/Code/Guidelines for Writing Doctor/Rose Fanfiction
(As Recorded by the Sarcastic, but Ultimately Affectionate Writer and Fan, Kesshin)[/b]
The Doctor and Rose were meant for each other. This is not a speculation. It is a fact that may qualify as one of the laws of physics.

The Doctor and Rose want desperately to hug/kiss/full-out shag each other. They will spend most of their free time contemplating reasons why they can’t.

Any exploring of alien planets is a prime opportunity for Rose to:

• get hurt, which will of course enrage the Doctor. He’ll be angry with the person who hurt her, her for getting hurt, himself for letting it happen, and then kiss it all better.
  
• be spritzed with an alien aphrodisiac. This often leads to guilt and then sex, or sex and then guilt, or the classic ‘shag or die’ scenario, which is a perennial favorite. Either way there’s going to be loads of guilt and shagging.
  
• be mistaken for a goddess. Don’t laugh. Billie Piper’s prettiness plus ignorant aliens equals something that happens all the time. And the Doctor can’t wait to tell Rose how much he agrees with the aliens’ consensus.
  
• Any combination of the above.
  

The Doctor’s worst fear is that Rose will want to leave. Rose’s worst fear is that the Doctor will want her to leave. The smallest argument between the Doctor and Rose is adequate to bring this paranoia to the surface. Feel free to spend ten pages on both of them coming to the conclusion that neither of them wants to go.

Everyone in the Whoniverse knows that the Doctor and Rose are meant for each other, what with it being one of the laws of physics and all. Including the Tardis. Especially the Tardis. That machine spends its days plotting ways of getting its occupants to rut. It has a success rate that would make the most accomplished matchmaker happily crawl into a hole and die.

Sonic screwdrivers aren’t just for putting up shelves. Consoles aren’t just for navigating. Remember, we don’t even know if this model of the Tardis has beds. Get creative.

The Doctor is the best kisser in the universe. There is no limit to what he can do. He can and will make Rose’s knees weak, fill her head with desire, compel her heart to sing with joy, and maybe do her laundry while he’s at it. Those snogs fix everything, and that’s not even a guideline, that’s in freakin’ canon.

• Rose got a disease? She should kiss the Doctor.
  
• Life getting’ her down? She should kiss the Doctor.
  
• Just can’t sleep? She should kiss the Doctor.
  

Actually, that last one probably won’t lead her to getting much sleep, but boy it’ll make everyone happy.

Don’t be afraid to share your stories. Keep writing. Have fun. Forget rules one through seven, except maybe six. That was a good one.
-Kesshin


although if we're going to do D/R and not just 10/R, there has to be some guilt/paranoia over her preferring one incarnation over the other.

And remember Jack - who either magically forgives The Doctor everything when confronted by Ten's hotness, or just wants to torture him to death - is only there to be the TARDIS' stand-in as matchmaker. Or the resident f*ck-bunny. Some fics, it's difficult to tell the difference.


Incontrovertible Truths in fanfic:

1. Rose's room aboard the TARDIS is pink. Pink, pink, pink, with a side of pink and a pink chaser.

2. The Doctor has no refractory period. None. At all.

3. Neither does Captain Jack.

4. Every Nine/Rose fic must have the words "stupid ape" buried somewhere within. If the Doctor doesn't say it, Rose says or thinks it herself while angsting about how the Doctor can never possibly love an idiotic primate.

5. Rose withers away and dies of a broken heart after "Doomsday".

6. So does the Doctor.

7. Rose cries her broken heart out constantly over the following:

• Not being "good enough" for the Doctor's love
  
• The Doctor's regeneration and the fact that he "doesn't love her anymore"
  
• The Doctor's "wither and die" speech from "School Reunion"
  
• "The Girl in the Fireplace"
  
• Did I mention "Doomsday"?
  

Anyone involved in whatever pairing with The Doctor is impressed by his, erm, relative dimensions. This includes Jack, who's probably seen ones the size of Hoboken. Or other Doctors, for that matter (and what the h*ll is up with that, anyway?).

Favorite Reply to this thread:

(This made me laugh so much my boss looked at me funny. Then I had to make up some kind of cover story that went something like 'cat ... outside window ...'

I'm three floors up. There was no cat. Something tells me I may not be asked to temp here again ...)

[Heyo Kelly-o]

Dialogue: "You can't even screw in a lightbulb?"

Generateds:

A character will send a letter. During the story, a character gets dirty. The story is set in a valley. The story takes place twenty years into the future. During the story, there is a terrible misunderstanding.

A character becomes joyous during the story. During the story, a character inherits an unusual object. The story must involve a secret passage in it. The story is set in a tomb. During the story, there is a sudden change in temperature.

A character will prepare for a birthday. A character becomes depressed during the story. The story is set during a crime. The story takes place a century in the past. During the story, someone's method of transportation breaks down.

The story starts during a shopping trip. The story takes place twenty years in the past. The story must have a miner at the beginning. The story must have a ring appear in the middle. During the story, a character inherits some money.

A character becomes inebriated during the story. During the story, a character takes a test. The story ends in an attic. The story takes place a year into in the past. During the story, there is a romantic interlude.

The story is set in a house. During the story, a way of life comes to an end. The story must have a phoenix at the end. The story must have a machine appear in the middle. A character is antisocial throughout most of the story.

The story is set during a vacation. The story takes place twenty years in the past. During the story, there is a fight. The story must have a whale in it. A character will drink something alchoholic.

A character is questioning throughout most of the story. During the story, a character misunderstands someone. The story must have an ant at the beginning. The story must involve an atlas in it. During the story, an old friend shows up.

A character is joyous throughout most of the story. During the story, a character discovers someone has written a book or article about them. The story must have a tiger at the end. The story must involve a table at the end. During the story, a way of life comes to an end.

The story starts during a funeral. The story takes place a thousand years in the past. During the story, there is a letter delivered. The story must have a fox involved in the middle. A character uses a tool, and they are surprisingly overenthused about it.

A character will prepare for a birthday, and the action has far better results than expected. During the story, a character drinks something that disagrees with them. The story starts in/on a volcano. The story takes place at noon exactly. During the story, there is an explosion.

A character will drink something alchoholic, but the intention behind the action is not what it seems. A character is deceptive throughout most of the story. The story must have a salamander in it. The story must involve some herbs at the end. The story is set in a basement.

A character hits something in anger. During the story, a character has an accient while traveling. The story must have a water-spirit at the beginning. The story must have a treasure chest appear in the middle. The story takes place in the summer.

Ideas:

Title: Smith of a Different Color
Idea: That isn't meant to sound racist. What would have hapened if Sarah Jane had gone with the Doctor instead of Mickey.

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Idea: AU for TPOTW. The Doctor doesn't remove the Vortex from Rose in time. Bad Wolf ressurects Gallifrey.

Title:
Idea: The Doctor wakes up in Jackie's flat and discovers that everything after he first passed out in TCI was a dream.

Title:
Idea: Five and Ten are very similar. First of all, they both had a bad regeneration. They both needed to rest afterwards. They were both super, super hyper afterwards. (They were also both really, really cute. . .)

[Heyo Kelly-o]

What does Jack think of Ten's oral fixation. (Once you know it exists, its really hard to ignore, you know.)

Ten, post-Master-death, goes back to just before Jack caught up to him, materializes in the Hub, gets Jack, waits til everyone's gone, gets Jack the hand, and sends him after his past self.

The Master regenerates after the Doctor walks away from his funeral pyre, into Lucy Saxon, steals Jack's Vortex Manipulator, fixes it, goes back and creates a life for Herself and ultimately controls the events of Utopia-LOTL.

He trapped the girl-child of the Family of Blood in every mirror, including those in the Parallel Universe.

Adam wanted to travel the stars, but was left behind. Now that the Doctor has lost Rose, and Martha, and Jack, and the Master, Adam is all he has left.