The "Hypothetical Man" Slash Challenge

[Heyo Kelly-o]

Must begin with: "I've got a hypothetical for you."
The main premise is that one character outlines a hypothetical man/woman's love problem with another hypothetical man/woman, when in reality he/she is describing his/her own situation, to his/her love interest.
Must end with the love interest recognizing the hypothetical as the truth.
One character must begin a sentance with "Wait, wait, wait-"
Must include the word "whatever" at least once, and the words "gay" and "click" at least twice.
There can only be one claim per fandom, so call 'em quick.

[A Moment In Subtext]

I claim House/Wilson!

[Tate Icasa]

Oh, of course you do!
Fine then, I suppose I'll take John/Rodney

[Tate Icasa]

Hey, Clary-chan, you notice how I actually followed through on this? And you didn't? Might want to work on that. ^_^