The Dangers Of Tardis Tinkering -- General

[A Moment In Subtext]

Doctor Who
The Dangers Of Tardis Tinkering
By. A Moment In Subtext

"And then me mum said - Doctor? Are you even listening to me?" Rose asked.
"Mm-hmm." Came the non-commital noise from under the console, where the Doctor had been poking and tinkering and generally only half-listening to Rose for the better half of the day.
"Right." Rose said, testing. "So yesterday the Prime Minister announced that she was gonna call her privates 'Florance.'"
"Rose, don't be ridiculous." The Doctor said, poking his head out from under the console to give her an unreadable look.
"But its true!" She protested, even though it wasn't.
"No, it isn't. People don't do that sort of thing. Even humans."
"They do too. 'S a common practice in this century. Lotsa people doing it." Why was she arguing this again?
"Did you?"
Oh, he would ask. "Of course not! I think its just silly. But Micky did, calls his Ricky," There has to be a reason she's telling him this. "An' mum does, even if she won't admit to it - the walls to her bedroom aren't as soundproof as she thinks they are-" Well, that was definately Too Much Information. Really, she should stop now. "And me mate Shireen's thinking of - just thinking of, mind - calling hers-"
"Stop!" The Doctor said, much to Roses relief. "Rewind, go back a sec. You're telling me I've been calling Mickey by the same name he calls his. . .Oh, now that's just wrong!"