Post by Tate Icasa on Oct 5, 2009 20:21:54 GMT -5
Tate: Well, this is just great. Can either of you think a way to bring Kit back to life?
Amaya: Not really
Tate: *frowns* But Kitami was my best employee!
Kitami's Ghost: Do you two s'pose that other person who's in the building might be able to think of something?
Souske: uh.... What if i use the Resurrection spell the sorcerers of Nonus Ajazar taught me? Would I be able to use that? It's fairly weak right now. Only cuz I just started, though.
Tate: That could work!
Souske: Ok great! *casts Resurrection on Kitami* There that should do it....i hope?
Tate: Well, Kit? Did it work?
Kitami's Ghost: I dunno, I'll check, if you tell me where you buried my body.
Tate: It's under the ground beneath your feet, twit.
Kitami's Ghost: Oh. *goes underground to body and come up alive* I'm alive!
Tate: I can see that. Thanks, Souske!
Souske: yup np! and glad to see you alive Kitami-chan!
Kitami: *curtsies* Thank you, Souske-san. *glares over at the two bumbling idiots who couldn't think of a way to bring her back*
Tate: Kitami, you better not be willing anything bad to happen to them. . .
Kitami: I won't hurt them! Just. . .throw them off a cliff or something. . .
Tate: And, knowing them, I bet they'd enjoy that. . .*Rolls eyes* Now, you, go back and catch up on the last six months.
Amaya: It took you six months to find someone to bring her back to life?
Tate: Give or take a month or two.
Amaya: That's a long time to leave someone dead for. Don't you think her body would have started to rot?
Tate: She's Aenarene, so her body won't rot unless someone injects it with some very specific chemicals.
Kitami: Well. If THAT isn't blackmail. . .
Tate: Kit. . .I found someone to bring you back to life, be happy. Aiyen and Nata are going to be so mad.
Nata: I can co-exist with Kit-kun. She's not a bumbling idiot, and she won't get in my way.
Aiyen: Hey!
Tate: You two, shut the heck up already! Do you EVER give it a rest? *shakes head*
Amaya: Maybe you should put a wall up between them
Tate: Oh, that'd work, until they start knocking the wall down on each other. Nope, any ideas I've used to separate them usually backfire on me.
Nata: That's because Kit’s telepathic, so we can read your evil plot.
Tate: I don't HAVE an evil plot.
Nata: Right. That's our job.
Aiyen: Are you calling me evil now, Natasha?
Nata: Did I say that? I don't recall saying that? *smirks* Sure you aren't having hearing problems, Aiyen-chan?
Aiyen: *throws kunai knife at Nata*
Tate: What the-!? Where the hell did that come from!? *makes kunai knife disappear* You two are in SERIOUS trouble now!
Amaya: *raises eyebrow* Your employees have problems
Tate: Don't say that where they can hear you!
Nata: Aiyen, do you suppose we can get along for long enough to attack this mean person?
Aiyen: I bet we could.Nata: Do you have anymore Kunai knives?
Aiyen: Why would I need Kunai knives? I have a large spiked metal club!
Nata: Fine, then give ME the kunai knives.
Aiyen: Like I'd trust you with kunai knives?
Nata: Should I be offended?
Aiyen: Probably.
Nata: I hate you.
Aiyen: *hits Nata with club*
Nata: *pulls out a bomb and starts chasing Aiyen with it*
Tate: This is reminding me of Mimi and the Knight who rescued Kitami's ex and-
Kitami: *interrupts* Me too!
Nata: *as bomb explodes while she's still holding it* Ow! Me too. . .except Aiyen has a club instead of a frying pan. . .
Tate: True. . .
Amaya: *shoots towards Aiyen and Nata* You can't kill me if you're already dead.
Tate: Don't kill my employees! *snatches gun* I just brought one back to life! I don't want to be spending money on them if they're dead!
Amaya: Well they were going to kill me first.
Tate: They were chasing each other with bombs and kunai knives. . .i don't see how that was hurting you. . .
Amaya: But they were going to kill me. . .
Tate: They're idiots, they wouldn't have been able to kill you.
Tanya: *trips up stairs, following Angel*
Angel:.Hey guys. .meet Tanya *rolls eyes* she's back and as clumsy as ever. She came back the smorning and can't right a single logical story....
Nata: Were any of your stories logical?
Aiyen: Well, that's nice. . .
Nata: Shut up, stupid one.
Aiyen: That's NOT my name! *takes out kunai knife*
Tate: Aiyen!
Aiyen: What? *hides kunai knife*
Tate: *takes kunai knife away with pointed look*
Aiyen: *pouts*
Nata: You realize that you'll never get any work done if you let her pout?
Amaya: Hmm. . .can I hire employees too?
Tate: Yeah, just find some.
Kitami: That was a duh statement.
Nata: She was talking to Amaya-sama.
Kitami: . . .ok, good point.
Amaya: *throws a knife at Kitami*
Kitami: Eep!
Nata: *Snatches knife out of air* You can't kill her! She was just brought back to life! *turns to Kitami* Are you alright?
Kitami: I will be. Can I see that knife?
Nata: No. I know what you're thinking.
Aiyen: Me too. Can I see the knife, Nata?
Nata: No! Neither of you need a knife! *pockets knife and points to heather* Next time, I'll throw it back at you.
Amaya: You know, I'm not afraid of you.
Nata: *nods* It wasn't supposed to frighten you, just stop you from throwing knives at Kit. You complain that she'd dead, then, when she comes back to life, you try to kill her. I don't understand you humans at all.
Kitami: Me neither. For example-
Nata: You, shush, before she throws something more dangerous than a knife at you.
Kitami: Shushing now.
Aiyen: . . . *starts a campfire cos’ its getting dark*
Amaya: I'll explain humans! Almost all of them are perverted and evil! They want to hurt and well. . .other things. I'm a human-like demon.
Nata: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Kitami: *whispers* And you tell me not to make her mad.
Aiyen: Actually, she didn't say that exactly. . .
Kitami: Was I talking to you?
Nata: Girls! In the middle of a discussion here?
Kitami: Right.
Aiyen: *pouts*
Nata: Can you make her stop pouting, PLEASE?
Kitami: Why don't you ask Amaya-sama to throw knives at her?
Nata: Because I'm not programmed to promote violence. *wanders into another room*
Kitami: *grumbles*
Aiyen: . . .Kit, you want me dead?
Kitami: . . .
Aiyen: Ok, then, I'll leave. *walks away, hanging head*
Tate: *gives Kit a look and follows Aiyen*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Jake *sighs while playing video game* I feel lonely...
Nata: *shrugs* Poor you
Jake:....t.t.... yeah poor me..
Nata: *rolls eyes*
Jake: *ignores Nata cause she seems to hate him and continues playing VG*
Nata: *Rolls eyes* Idiot.
Jake: i think most of us employees are
Nata: *grins and says nothing, walks away*
Jake: I am...sometimes *is lonely and bored* what now? *looks up and then follows Nata*
Nata: *from a distance* NOOOOOOO!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Tanya:....an echo? wow, Nata's got a big mouth
Nata: *glares while walking into room*
Tanya: *laughs*
Tate and Aiyen: *walk in*
Amaya: *staring at campfire* Okay I feel bad for Hakudomi because I put him through hell.
Nata: Nice thing to say while looking at a fire.
Aiyen: You expected her to be nice?
Kitami: I think she meant it was rather ironic, ne, Nata-kun?
Nata: Thank you, Kitami-kun. *glares at Aiyen*
Tate: I think you're all insane.
Amaya: *starts walking away*
Tate: On no you don't. My employee's need someone besides me to talk to.
Nata: Yeah.
Kitami: Say something, Amaya-sama.
Amaya: I'm going to go do bad things to Elias in a corner. . .bye.
Aiyen: Er. . .*flees room*
Nata:*sweatdrop* *muttering*. . .We needed to know that.
Kitami: *smiling brightly* Ok, have fun!
Nata: Are you insane? She'll take that WAY too literally!
Kitami: I know.
Nata: *stares at Kit* You are a pervert.
Kitami: Haven't you READ the stories I write?
Nata: Actually, I have. Those are perverted too.
Kitami: That WAS my point.
Tate: I think I need to go find Aiyen again now. *slips away without being noticed*
Amaya: *comes back* Yeah, you might have needed to know that
Nata: Ok, KITAMI-hentai might have. I didn't!
Kitami: *frowns puzzledly*
Nata: What?
Kitami: If you think my stories are perverted why did you read more than one?
Nata: *sweatdrop*
Kitami: Amaya-sama, say something!
Tate: *walks back in with Aiyen*
Amaya: What am I suppose to say?
Tate: How should I know? If I knew, they wouldn't need you to talk.
Nata: *nods*
Kitami: *bops Nata upside the head*
Nata: What was that for?
Kitami: For not answering my question.
Amaya: Umm. . .fun in a corner
Nata: You already said that.
Amaya: So? I said it again. But fine, fun on a beach. Happy?
Nata: *narrows eyes suspiciously* No.
Kitami: *rolls eyes*
Aiyen: Tate wants you to say something HELPFUL.
Amaya: Something HELPFUL
Tate: Very funny.
Amaya: Yep.
Kitami: I'd say to say perverted stuff, but these two idiots won't let me.
Aiyen: *is silently mocking Kitami*
Nata: *snickers*
Kitami: *turns* Aiyen! *takes out kunai knife*
Aiyen: *backs away*
Nata: Well, this can't end well. . .
Amaya: I have two words. . .but I really should keep my mouth shut and not say them
Kitami: *lunges at Aiyen with kunai knife, but stops*
Aiyen: Why'd you stop?
Nata: You're complaining that she hasn't killed you? *raises eyebrow*
Aiyen: *gulps* That's. . .not what I meant. . .
Kitami: *laughs* Hey, Amaya-sama, what were you going to say?
Nata: Kit, I don't think we want to know.
Kitami: Well, I want to know.
Nata: Pervert.
Kitami: Duh. You said you read my stories.
Nata: *sweatdrop*
Amaya: It's not perverted. . .I just shouldn't say it
Kitami: If it's not perverted, then why shouldn't you say?
Nata: *rolls eye* I'm pretty sure we don't want to know.
Kitami: *shrugs* I want to know.
Aiyen: You said that already.
Kitami: I know that.
Aiyen: *is eyeing the kunai knife*
Kitami: What? Oh! *puts kunai knife away* Sorry.
Amaya: Just nevermind.
~~~~~~~~~
Amaya: OMG squee!! >_< ^^
Kitami: *looks at Amaya-sama oddly* Do we want to know why you said that?
Tate: Probably not.
Kitami: *mumbles to Tate*
Tate: I'm not repeating that!
Kitami: But it wasn't perverted!
Tate: No, it was very mean and rude. *attaches kiddie leash* If you don't want me to have you on a kiddie leash forever, I'd suggest shutting up now.
Kitami: *trying to escape kiddie leash*
Amaya: *looks at Kit* Your sisters seem to get into a lot of trouble
Tate: Yeah. They're annoying.
Kitami: Hey!
Tate: *leaves, attaching kiddie leash to Nata’s wrist when she passes*
Kitami: Aren’t there usually more people here?
Amaya: *closes eyes for a second*
Hakudomi: *appears leaning against the wall* Oh great, more people
Amaya: Yeah, they are here to torture you
Hakudomi: What? You torture me enough!
Amaya:: *shrugs and looks around for Arath* Where's Arath?
Kitami: *rolls eyes and snickers*
Aiyen: *raises eyebrow* She does WHAT to you enough?
Nata: *shakes head* You two are going to get yourselves in trouble. . .
Amaya: I beat him up *raises eyebrow* He is my shield
Hakudomi: *glare*
Kitami: *still snickering* Oh, THAT'S what you meant by that.
Nata: Kitami, one day, your pervertedness is going to get you in REALLY big trouble.
Kitami: *decides not to say what she's thinking*
Nata: Kit, did you hear me?
Kitami: *nods and grins* Yep.
Nata: *narrows eyes suspiciously* Do I want to know what you were thinking?
Kitami: Probably not. *attempts to look innocent*
Nata: You look like you just put a kitten in a blender.
Kitami: *looks at her strangely* What?
Aiyen: *snickers* Well, that's one way of saying how innocent she looks. . .
Kitami and Nata: *Glare at Aiyen*
Nata: Aiyen, go bother the other people. Try to help Amaya-sama find the kid she's looking for.
Kitami: *is looking rather guilty and trying not to grin.*
Nata: You're thinking pervertedly again, aren't you.
Kitami: . . .maybe.
Nata: *rolls eyes*
Aiyen: *is bored* Amaya-sama, did you find the stupid kid yet?
Kitami and Nata: *wince*
Nata: *whispers* Now she's gonna get it.
Kitami: *nods then decides to think about that sentence* Get what?
Nata: *hits Kit over the head with a bat*
Kitami: *rubs head* Owwww! Where'd you get a bat!?
Nata: *grins*
Kitami: Bitch.
Nata: You wish.
Kitami: *sputters indignantly* Hey! Even I'm not that perverted!
Nata and Aiyen: *snicker*
Shadow: *comes in, leans up against a wall and watches all the girls* Tate, you have some odd sisters.
Angel:...Shadow... what are you doing?
Shadow: *grins*
Kitami: *snickers*
Nata: *glares*
Shadow: *still grinning then says something inaudible*
Jake: *snickers* You're a-
Shadow: shut it, bro
Jake: *rolls eyes* Hey Kit!!!!!
Shadow: I SAID SHUT UP!
Tanya: *gonk* WHAT you... you.. *runs off crying*
Ember: Shadow you're such an idiot *chases after Tanya*
Kitami: What? And what the heck is going on?
Jake: Oh shadow just says that-
Shadow: *knocks Jake out* I SAID SHUT UP!
Angel: believe me, you don't want to know
Amaya: *raises eyebrow*
Kitami: Think about who I am, then say that again.
Angel: I still say you don't want to know
Shadow: and I don't want her to know
Tanya: *storms back in, Ember on her heels* YOU BASTARD!
Ember: calm down
Tanya: No he fucking bet-
Ember: Don't say it, Shadow doesn't want anyone to know
Jake: *is still knocked out*
Kitami: Someone tell me what the heck is going on before I throttle every one of you!
Jake: *sits up groggily*
Shadow: oh crap*runs off to hide*
Jake: Shadow says you’re hot
Tanya: *cries* Shadow I loved you
Ember: *sighs*
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* Hey, I'd be more worried if he didn't.
Angel: ....ummmm...what?
Tanya: *still crying*
Ember: *strange look* still don't see why you like him he's a perv
Jake: *grins triumphantly*
Shadow:.... jerk bro
Amaya: Hehehe. . .
Kitami: *rolls eyes*
Nata: Kitami-kun, do you think its safe to stay around here with these people?
Kitami: Probably not.
Nata: You aren't leaving, are you?
Kitami: Nope. *holds up kiddie leash* Remember?
Nata: . . . Right.
Shadow: We're safe
Tanya: *hiccups and stops crying*
Shadow: Klutsy idiot
Tanya: *crosses arms at pulls out kunai knife she saw laying around* You'll pay for falling for Kit!
Ember: Hey someone stop her... I can't...
Angel: uh oh...
Nata: *intercepts knife, shaking head*
Ember: thanx nata
Shadow: *leans back up against the wall watching kit*
Kitami: Shadow is still staring at me.
Shadow: *looks away* am not...
Kitami: *mutters* Not anymore. *grins*
Shadow:...... I wasn't before either!!!
Ember: sure you weren't....
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* Not staring? You weren't even blinking!
Angel and Ember: *laugh*
Shadow: I feel rejected*walks off*
Tanya: YAY KIT!!! he so deserved that!
Kitami: . . .? What? I never said I had a problem with it. *grins*
Tanya: *gonk*
Shadow: *come's back fast* really?
Angel:....O-o
Kat: *is singing off-key*
Kitami: *hits Kat with a bat* That's better. I thought you walked off. Not out of hearing range?
Shadow: never
Angel: O-o
Kat: OWWWWWW. *continues singing*
Ember: Where'd Nata go?
Kitami: *grins* Of course.
Nata: I'm still here. I thought Kit HIT her with the bat. . .*pulls out tranquilizer gun*
Kat: *grins* its my bat now!!!!!! cause it rhymes with MY name
Shadow: you don't mind me always being in ear shot of you huh kit?
Tanya : O-o Kitami: Do I look like I mind?
Nata: *shoots tranq gun at Kat*
Kat: *looks at chest* .. you hit me....
Shadow: *grins* nope!
Ember: uh Kat.... why didn't you collapse?
Kitami: *still grinning*
Kat: *finally falls over from shot*
Ember: slow person
Shadow: *grins back and whispers something*
Angel: wtf did you just say Shadow???
Kitami: *narrows eyes* Yes, what DID you say?
Tanya: *giggles* Shadow you talked to me not your precious Kit
Shadow: *glare* you twit, why'd you transform?
Angel: I forgot you could transform....
Tanya: You forgot that i wasn't just clumsy?
Angel: yep
Kitami: *idly considers killing Tanya just for being a bitch, then decides that she doesn't want to get blood all over*
Shadow: if I whisper this time, will you hear me kit, so that no one else will, or is she *points at Tanya* going to look like you again?
Tanya: *is silent*
Angel: SHADOW what did you say to Tanya!!
Kitami: *frowns* Yes, what DID you say to Tanya?
Tanya: *grins* my secret cause he wanted to say it to you, the little bastard.. and ... perv
Shadow: ......*shall wait*
Kitami: *looks at Nata*
Nata: *nods and hands over a handful of knives* Just this once, Kit-kun, understand?
Kitami: Perfectly. *begins throwing knives at tanya*
Tanya: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs and tries to hide behind shadow*
Shadow: oh no you don't *holds Tanya in front of him*
Kitami: *laughs and throws more knives* I'm all out.
Nata: *hands over more*
Kitami: *grins maliciously*
Shadow: *laughs* Tanya you look like a pin cushion!
Tanya: *groans*
Kitami: What a wonderful suggestion! *holds out hand* Senbon please?
Nata: *hands over a bunch of senbon*
Kitami: They aren't deadly. . .
Angel: senbon?
Jake: *laughs*
Tanya: owwww
Kitami: They're needles, sometimes used for acupuncture, or so I've heard. They can also paralyze a person, and can be quite painful.
Tanya:eep
Shadow: so, kit... did you hear what i said, cause your not answering....
Kitami: Huh? Sorry, I was busy going into a murderous rage. . .now that Tanya is a pin-cushion, though, I'm better.
Shadow: *laughs* ok then*drops Tanya, whispers to Kit again*Tanya: *collapses on the floor*
Kitami: *grins*
Angel: What'd shadow say?
Kitami: Ask him yourself.
Angel: Shadow what did you tell Kit?
Shadow*ignores Angel* so want to?
Kat: *moans and sits up*
Nata: Uh-oh.
Kitami: *continues grinning*
Angel: Nata do you know? please tell me if you do!
shadow: *grins back* yes then?
Nata: No clue. *holds up tranq gun*
Kitami: *grins wider*
Shadow: lol, awesome *disappears with Kit*
Kat:I'm hungry
Nata: Where'd Kit-kun go? No, I don't want to know. Oh, and if you want to know, ask the pin-cushion over there, she heard it.
Angel: didn't she pass out?
Kat: hey is everyone ignoring me, I said i'm hungry
Ember; *grumbles and walks off*
Nata: Oh. . .then ask her when she wakes up. *to Kat* I still have a tranq gun pointed at you.
Kat: *dances* I'm not being ignored!!!
Ember: *shoves a plate of food into Kat's hands* enjoy *whispers to Nata and laughs*
Nata: *shoots tranq dart*
Kat: you shot me again!!!
Nata: *hides gun* No I didn't!
kat: yes you di----*passes out*
Kitami: *reappears with Shadow* Hey all!
Nata: Oh, joy, they’re back.
Kitami: Yep. Don’t you wanna hear all about what we did?
Nata: Not particularly, no.
Kitami: Well, I wasn’t going to tell you any of the good stuff anyway.
Amaya: Meow.
Kitami: You know that word sounds incredibly dirty all of a sudden?
Amaya: Meow Elias.
Kitami: I'm sure.
Amaya: Well actually. . .
Nata: Does anyone but Kit want to know this?
Amaya: No. . .hey wait. . .he's still chained down!
Tate: What?
Amaya: I never unchained him.
Nata, and Kitami: Okay then.
Aiyen: Let's go see if Arin and Ze are doing anything. *leads the way*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ze: *sees Kit, Nata, and Aiyen* Well, aren't you all just a happy little family? *sarcasm*
Nata: *dryly* Only on a good day.
Aiyen: *Wanders off*
Kitami: Yeah. Nata and I usually get along real well, ne, Nata-kun?
Nata: *laughs* Only if Aiyen is around.
Kitami: We're confrontational.
Nata: No dip.
Nata: *rolls eyes* Where IS Aiyen-chan anyway?
Kitami: That's. . .a rather good question.
Arin: ~snrk~ Y'all put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional' on bad days, I take it.
Kitami: *laughs nervously*
Nata: You never answered my question.
Kitami: I think she's in the other room.
Nata: Thank you.
Kitami: *grins*
Nata: Why do I not trust that grin?
Kitami: *laughs*
Nata: *looks around for an exit*
Arin: *flees*
Kitami: Oh, come on, I'm not gonna do anything BAD.
Nata: Whose definition of bad?
Kitami: *grins*
Nata: Case in point. I'm gonna flee too now. Bye! *follows Arin*
Kitami: *pouts*
Arin: *is in hiding*
Nata: *is not hiding* Kit-kun, you frighten me sometimes.
Kitami: I try. *calls* You can come out of hiding now. I'm not gonna do anything.
Nata: You better not.
Kitami: I WON'T. Don't you trust me?
Nata: . . . No
Arin: *is out of hiding*
Kitami: *glances in other room* She's not here.
Arin: onoz! Better find her.
Ze: I'm sure she's safe wherever she is.
Arin: Probably.
Ze: Hopefully.
Arin: hear hear. *hopes*
Aiyen: I'm here, I'm here. Geez.
Kitami: You nearly got me in big trouble!
Aiyen: *rolls eyes*
Ze: yay, she is found!
Aiyen: I was never lost, I was just quiet. Unlike those other two oafs.
Nata and Kitami: Oafs!
Kitami: Aiyen! You're gonna wish you WERE lost!
Nata: Kit-kun, you might want to reconsider. . .
Aiyen: *runs*
Kitami: No way! I'm gonna make her pay!
Nata: *sighs* Fine. Then take these with you. *hands over a few kunai knives*\
Kitami: Thanx!
Nata: *nods*
Kitami: *chases after Aiyen*
Ze: HEY! NO BAD! *hiss hiss growl*
Nata: Kit! You still have some knives?
Kitami: A couple. Why?
Nata: *Grins* Cuz I got an idea.
Kitami: *eyes light up*
Nata: *whispers*
Kitami: Oooh! Great idea! And its not even perverted!
Nata: I'm an AI. Of course MY idea's aren't perverted.
Kitami: Wanna bet?
Nata: Kit-kun. . .
Kitami: Right.
Ze: *sigh* damn... now I actually gotta work... fine *draws sabre* time to put my fencing skills to some use.
Kitami: Nata-kun, you sure this is a good idea?
Nata: Um. . .Aiyen-chan! Some help here?
Aiyen: *sighs* Oh, alright.
Ze: If you guys wanna fight, I gotta tell you. I'm a fencer, took martial arts for a few years when I was younger along with gymnastics and I have one hell of an imagination and I'm not afraid to use it.
Kitami: I'm an Immortal.
Nata: And I'm an android.
Aiyen: Um. . .I'm gonna go now. Teleport me back? *is disappeared*
Arin: *doesn't want to fight*
Ze: And I've made people fight killer dragons for no reason whatsoever... *smirk*
Kitami: *singsong* Immortal. No matter what you say, I'm Immortal. Its my species.
Nata: Y'know, Kit-kun, I can get detonated or something. I'm just gonna. . .* is disappeared*
Kitami: Now they've both gone off. *pauses then giggles* Together.
Ze: an immortal huh?... my friend knows an Immortal... he stalked one of my friends for a long time, trying to eat him... I should get him... you may like him. *evil smirk*
Kitami: *rolls eyes* I'm with Shadow.
Ze: Shadow?
Kitami: Shadow is Angel-kuns perverted employee.
Ze: now... when you say WITH, how so do you mean?
Kitami: *grins* Oh, what do you think?
Ze: lol, thought so. So, no fighting?
Kitami: *holding a bat*
Tate: *Appears with Nata and Aiyen* Kitami! Put the damn bat away!
Arin: Oh dear.
Tate: Hehe. . . Kitami, say you’re sorry.. *points*
Kitami: I’m sorry, Arin-san. I’m sorry, Ze-san.
Tate: Good girl.
Arin: That’s okay, Kitami.
Ze: Yeah.
Tate: There, now can't you be polite like that all the time?
Kitami: Do you know who you're talking to?
Tate: *considers* Yeah, I have a fairly good idea. You live in my house, remember.
Kitami: *laughs evilly*
Tate: Kitami! Be polite.
Kitami: *frowns*
Arin: Your attempts are doomed at the start.
Tate: Yes. They never listen. Well, sometimes Nata listens, but only cuz she's programmed to.
Nata: Yeah, yeah.
Kitami: *laughs*
Arin: *muttering* will not sing the Doom Song from Invader Zim. Will not. Will not.
Kitami: I don't get along well with politeness. I do, however, get along quite well with Shadow, fuzzy pink handcuffs, and lots of-
Nata: Kitami-kun!
Arin: *twitch, twitch* I must go now and pour bleach in my ear to rid myself of that mental image.
Kitami: Will bleach really help?
Nata: *smacks head* You're so clueless.
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* How innocent do you think I am, Nata-kun?
Nata: Less than you should be. C'mon, lets go.
Kitami: *raises eyebrow higher*
Nata: You are SO perverted.
Kitami: *rolls eyes*
Arin: Kit's right to roll her eyes. That completely fails to be news.
Nata: I'm a computer. Stating the obvious is part of my programing.
Kitami: No duh.
Nata: *sighs*
Kitami: So. Where're we going?
Nata: Anywhere not perverted.
Arin: That narrows it down...
Nata: I does if you know Kit-kun as well as I do. *pauses* I should have been able to phrase that better.
Kitami: *snickers*
Arin: *laughs*
Nata: Amazingly, she didn't yell at me yet.
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* You want me to yell at you?
Nata: No. I EXPECTED you to yell at me.
Kitami: You should know by now I'm not as predictable as that.
Nata: *rolls eyes*
Arin: Guys... can you do anything but argue?
Kitami: *snickers* Do you want me to answer that?
Arin: No. Not really.
Kitami: Good. We're leaving now, kay?
Arin: Byes.
Ze: Later.
Kitami: *disappears them*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kitami: *appears with Tate, Nata, and Aiyen*
Lynn: *hurries up and offers press pass* Hi, I'm Lynn. I'm a reporter.
Kitami: Oh, yeah, you did that story on Rosalee Lase's kids.
Lynn: Yep. Do you mind if I interview you?
Kitami: What for?
Lynn: I need a new story. And I hear you're immortal. Immortal's always sell well.
Kitami: In words, not on the slave trade, ne?
Lynn: Of course! So?
Kitami: Sure. *snaps and chair appears, sits down* Fire away.
Lynn: Are you involved with anyone?
Kitami: My Shadow.
Lynn: How many boyfriends have you previously had?
Kitami: Before my Shadow, one. But I lost him to a crazy chick with a frying pan.
Lynn: That sucks. If you had only one day left to live, what would you do?
Kitami: If I had only one day left to live I'd have already done everything worth doing.
Nata: Pretend.
Kitami: You don't want to know what my imagination can come up with.
Lynn: *sweatdrop* Ok. . .moving on. What do others call you?
Kitami: Perverted.
Lynn: I meant nicknames.
Kitami: Oh! Kitami, Kit, and once someone called me Tami.
Lynn: Tami?
Kitami: Don't ask.
Lynn: Okay. Who do you consider your best friend?
Kitami: Nata.
Lynn: And your worst enemy?
Kitami: Tanya.
Lynn: How old are you?
Kitami: Pretty old.
Lynn: Helpful, that. Do you have any other family members? And what do you do in your spare time?
Kitami: My sisters, Natasha-kun, Lilann-san, Tate-kun, and Aiyen-chan. Oh, and my boyfriend Shadow.
Lynn: Okay, now answer the second question.
Kitami: That last statement was an answer to both questions. But if you really want details. . .
Nata: *puts hand over Kitami's mouth* Sorry to interrupt, Lynn, but I must stop her from expounding on that statement.
Kitami: Is that as dirty as it sounds?
Nata: No! It just meant I don't think anyone wants details.
Lynn: Very nice. What would you say your 'label' is?
Kitami: Label?
Lynn: You now, like goth, prep, and stuff.
Tanya: Oh. Does 'pervert' count?
Lynn: IDK, it might. Slut would count but you're not.
Kitami: Are you. . .complimenting me?
Tanya: *looks away* Okay, next question.
Lynn: Dark or light?
Kitami: Light.
Lynn: Awesome, do you like thunderstorms?
Kitami: Hell, yeah. No ones leaving the house then!
Lynn: *laughs* Okay, do you like dancing in the middles of the street?
Kitami: Depends on who I'm dancing with.
Lynn: okay. What do you do on rainy days?
Kitami: The same thing I do on sunny days. *grin*
Lynn: Okay. . .If you wanted something built for you, what would it be?
Kitami: Something that lets people breath underwater.
Ayan: *overhears* Interesting. *gets lost in thought*
Lynn: Anything else you'd like to tell us?
Kitami: Can I go now?
Lynn: *laughs* Sure. I'll go find someone else to interview.
Kitami: There are plenty of nutcases around here. *sees Amaya with spiked cookies* Oooh! Spiked cookies!
Nata: Oh, no you don't. You do NOT need to get high, you are perverted enough as it is. *drags Kitami away, attaching kiddie leash*
Kitami: *pouts*
Amaya: *runs up and gives Kitami a spiked cookie*
Kitami: YAY! *Eats cookie* THANKS!
Amaya: *closes eyes and Arath appears*
Arath: I'm here again
Amaya: *hands Arath a ton of spiked cookies* ^^
Arath: YAY!! *eats cookies*
Tate: *looks around* Ok, Natasha, you're babysitting. Sayo. * vanishes*
Nata: Nara. *rolls eyes* Sure, leave me in charge of the hyper pervert.
Amaya: Haha!
Nata: *glares in Amaya-sama's general direction* You think it's funny then YOU can babysit her! *hands Amaya kiddie leash* C'mon, Aiyen-chan. *drags Aiyen away*
Amaya: Hey Kitami, I can make any guy you want appear!
Nata: *from a distance* *sputters*
Kitami: *considers* No, that's ok. The last time I went after a guy besides Shadow I caused a cave in, and not even doing anything perverted yet. . .besides, Shadow might kill me then anyway. . .
Amaya: Your choice
Elias: *eats a cookie and summons Presha, Sharlee and Suzy* Entertain me dammit >_>
Sharlee: That's no way to speak to us is it?
Presha: Understood *starts juggling some cookies*
Sharlee: Presha. . .
Elias: I never knew she could juggle *big grin*
Suzy: *picks up a cookie*
Elias: I wouldn’t eat that cookie if I were you it's probably spiked
Presha: *is still juggling*
Suzy: Spiked, huh?
Sharlee: Elias, are you even listening to me? And Presha quit juggling it's annoying
Elias: Huh? You say something Sharlee?
Sharlee: *smacks Elias*
Elias: Ow. What was that for?
Sharlee: For ignoring me *glare*
Elias: Oh.
Suzy: So what happens if you eat a spiked cookie?
Elias: Not much unless you eat a lot then you might get high
Presha: *is still juggling*
Elias: Hey, I think Kitami is still here.
Sharlee: Who?
Elias: One of Amaya's friends
Sharlee: Oh.
Suzy: Ooh can we meet her?
Elias: No *glare*
Suzy: Why not?
Suzy: Because she has her own sisters to annoy her, she doesn’t need you bugging her too. Come on... Let's go
Sharlee: What, why?
Presha: Understood *disappears*
Suzy: *disappears too*
Elias: *leaves with Amaya, who gives the leash to Nata, as she walks in the room*
Sharlee: What? Dont leave me! *disappears*
Kitami: Did he REALLY just tell them to entertain him? *snickers* Thought that was Amaya-sama's job. . .
Nata: You are SO perverted!
Kitami: He didn’t have to make them all leave. *pouts* We like meeting new people.
Nata: Oh, as it THAT didn't have a double meaning.
Kitami: It didn't, but now that you point it out. . .
Nata: Bitch.
Kitami: Not that perverted. . .yet.
Nata: YET?!?!?!?!?! *inches away*
Kitami: *laughs*
Suzy: *reappears* I think I left it here. . . *see Kitami* Oh... umm... hello
Kitami: Hello. I'm Kitami, who're you?
Suzy: Hi, Kitami. I’m Suzy, one of Elias's compunoids.
Kitami: *nods* That's. . like an android, ne? AI's?
Suzy: Yeah I guess
Kitami: So that means you're fairly intelligent?
Suzy: Yeah I’m pretty smart I guess...
Kitami: Good, cuz I'm not. Especially when I'm high. *eats another cookie* Make sure I don't walk off any conveniently placed cliffs?
Suzy: Okay I will. So what do cookies taste like? Elias says I cant eat because Im a compunoid.
Kitami: *shrugs* I'm too high to tell you. Sorry.
Nata: *tugs on kiddie leash* Good thing I've got this then. So you don't hurt yourself while high, okay?
Kitami: *pouts* But I don't like this thing. Hey, where's Amaya-sama?
Suzy: She's with Elias, somewhere.
Kitami: Oh. Okay. *disappears, leaving startled Nata behind*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kitami: *appear in other room* How did I get here?
Nata: *stomps in* Kitami! You stupid-! How did you escape!?
Kitmia: Hehe, actually, I have no idea. . .
Amaya: Kitami. . .why are you here?
Kitami: Because you might do perverted things and I'm perverted? I don't know.
Amaya: You want to watch? '
Nata: *scowls* If you don't stay with me I'll make sure this leash is reinforced with amaffiet so you can never escape.
Kitami: Eep! Hai, Nata-san. *pouts and makes Nata practically carry her*
Amaya: Crazy.
Elias: Agreed. *leaves*
Amaya: Nothing perverted will happen now.
Kitami: *to Nata, as they get outside* Told you that'd work someday.
Nata: *grumbles and hands Kitami $20*
Amaya:. . .huh?
Kitami: *grins smuggly at Nata, pockets $20 and walks away*
Nata: Hey! I said stay with me! I'm not going to explain this! Kitami-kun! *chases Kitami, muttering* Sure, I want her to leave and she won't, I want her to stay and she runs. . .
Amaya: haha
Tate: *walks out*
Nata: *glares back at Amaya-sama and runs into a tree*
Tate: *mumbles* Conveniet place for a tree.
Nata: Ugh. Bitch.
Tate: Nope. *shakes head* That's Kitami.
Kitami: *pops up behind tree* I am NOT!!!
Nata: *catches Kit and ties her to tree* That was easier than I expected.
Tate: Pay up. *holds out hand*
Nata: *grumbles and hands over $20 bill*
Tate: I don't know what Kit thinks of this, but I know that tying her to a tree sounds perverted to ME so. . .see ya! *walks away* Oh, and Nata?
Nata: Yes, Tate?
Tate: Be nice.
Kitami: *snickers, the realizes her predicament and squeaks*
Amaya: Just a thought, I should let Elias tie me to a tree
Kitami: Oh, how did I know that would come up. Can you untie me?
Nata: Hmm, no. Don't really feel like it. Not until the drugs wear off.
Kitami: But, that's not fair!
Amaya: What came up?
Kitami: *chokes* You mentioning Elias. Do you EVER listen to yourself?
Amaya: I know, I meant to make that sound that way
Kitami: *glares then smiles sweetly* Can you PLEASE untie me?
Amaya: *thinks* Hmm... should I untie her? *unties Kitami* Happy Kitami?
Kitami: *nods* Yes! Very!
Nata: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Amaya: Haha
Nata: *throws knire at Amaya-sama*
Amaya: *catches the knife and shoots it at Nata*
Nata: *snatches knife out of air and pockets it* Ok, bad idea. . .but senbon might work *tosses senbon at Amaya-sama*
Amaya: *closes eyes and Hakudomi appears*
Me: Make a barrier!
Hakudomi: *makes a barrier just in time* Dammit is this all I'm good for?
Me: *cough* Yes
Kitami: *decides not to comment*
Amay: Hey. . .no one can get into this barrier.
Kitami: *smirks*
Nata: Kitami!
Kitami: *hmphs and walks inside* I'm mad at you.
Nata: You're the one who ran away. What did I do?
Kitami: I don't know, what DID you do?
Nata: Why do I get the feeling you think the answer is so much more perverted than it actually is?
Kitami: *innocently* Because you know me.
Nata: *dryly* I'm almost beginning to see Tate's point about subtext.
Angel: yeah me too
Jake: yeah nata what did you do
Shadow: Awww jakey's flirting!!!!
Jake: *mumbles and walks off*
Kitami: *whispers to Nata*
Nata: *looks at Kit oddly before nodding and following Jake*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Nata: *walks in, sees Jake* You're the only one who's here?
Jake: *quickly* hey Nata, do you or anyone else know who Ayan is and where she came from, she's like a genius and really annoying.... SHE TOOK MY CAKE!
Nata: Cake?
Jake: ummm yeah..... *blushes and walks away fast*
Nata: Get back here and explain that comment.
Jake: *from aways off* Nope *still blushing and ducks into some other room so he can't get caught*
Ayan: The idiot, it was a good cake and I only had a slice, K-
Kat: It was delicious and I got sick cause I ate so much of it!!!
Nata: One of you explain. Now.
Ayan: oh it's simple, the idiot likes to cook
Nata: *nods* Oh. Is that all?
Ayan: yes... i believe so, I think it's just considered something girls do by his brother so he finds it embarassing to admit he cooks, and cooks well, so he tends to hide any evidence of it and acts like he would rather be hitting on girls or playing sports, he's a very big softy.... but still a complete imbecile.
Nata: *snickers* And the fact that his brother is with KITAMI doesn't tell anything about his judgement?
Kitami: *walks in* HEY! I heard that!
Ayan: oh really, he never told me that
Kitami: Shadow!!!
Shadow: huh? *walks in*
Kitami: You didn't tell them about us?
Shadow: well I didn't tell Ayan, that bitch is new
Ayan: Shadow, i must inform you that I am not a bitch
Shadow: well you sure act like one
Kitami: No, not quite
Ayan: and what is that supposed to mean dear kit? that i am indeed a bitch?
Kitami: It was meant to contradict Shadows statement that you act like a bitch. And don't call me dear.
Ayan: *nods thoughtfully* okay, thank you kit
Kitami: You're welcome. Shadow?
Shadow: yes kit?
Kitami: *Grins*
Kat: I think our names are creepy, Kit. Kit, Kat. . .kit-kat!
Angel: I think all the people here sould be less creepy.
Shadow: Hey Kit *whispers something*
Nata: *smacks Shadow*
Tanya: *smacks Nata* Don't hit my Shadow!!!
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* Your Shadow? *rolls eyes and walks out, dragging Nata behind her on kiddie leash*
Tate: Tanya, do you have any idea what he just whispered to her?
Tanya: No. . .wh? What did he whisper to her?
Shadow: Tanya. . .why do you keep saying I'm yours? *glare* And you know what? *waves* I'm going to go find Kit.
Nata: *to Tanya* Trust me, you don't want to know. *shudders*
Angel: Ayan, go after Shadow.
Ayan: *walks out*
Tanya: Can't I?
Angel: NO!
Nata: *snicker*
Shadow: *walks in with Ayan* I can't find Kit.
Tanya: Good, cause you can't see her anymore.
Shadow: Girl, you're pushing it
Tanya: Well, she's not here anyway, so hah.
Shadow: Yeah, you're definately pushing it.
Kitami: *appears* I'm back!
Nata: Ow, Kit-kun, that was mean! You almost pulled me in front of a truck! You may be invincible, but I'm not!
Kitami: *looks around, then at Tanya* And you. . .what gives you the right to tell Shadow who he can and can't see?
Shadow: *wanders away*
Ayan: I have work to do. Bye. *exits, Lynn in pursuit*
Tanya: *proudly* I followed Shadow on the jet plane to your house.
Kitami: You were. . .did you watch us?
Shadow: I didn't see you there!!
Kitami: Nata. . .?
Nata: *nods and hands Kitami weapons*
Tanya: *squeaks* I didn't watch, Ayan came over on the jet plane and ragged me home after I tried to kiss Shadow outside of the house! Don't hurt me!
Kitami: You tried to do WHAT?! *throws knives at Tanya*
Tanya: Ahhhh! *runs*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Shadow: *bounces basketball down the court and does a layup* So, bro, I challenge you to a game.
Jake: I'll lose, though.
Shadow: Great, so we'll make it a bet game. Agreed?
Jake: No.
Shadow: Okay, so if I lose. . .
Jake: You stop having sex for a month.
Shadow: *smirks* Deal. If I win, you have to kiss Natasha.
Jake: What! I can't do that. She doesn't like me. There's no way.
Shadow: You never know until you try.
Jake: *glares* Fine. You're on.
Shadow: Great. I'll even give you a head start. First to three baskets wins.
Jake: *catches basketball Shadow passes to him*
*few minutes later*
Jake: You're a cheater, an absolute cheater! Going into shadow form so you can't be touched and you melt with objects is cheating!
Shadow: Should have tried harder, Jakie. Have fun with Nata! *walks into changing room*
~~~~~~
Jake: *sitting in cleachers covering face* Oh, god, what do I do?
Nata: With what?
Jake: *humps and falls down a couple of rises* Ah, when did. . .how did you find me? You're, uh, pretty. *eyes widen* I, uh, lost a bet.
Nata: What did you lose?
Jake: A basketball game.
Nata: Shadow?
Jake: Yeah. If he lost he had to swear off sex for a month.
Nata: Eesh. Kit-kun wouldn't killed him.
Jake: Yeah, he probably wouldn't have lasted.
Nata: Heh. So, what have you got to do?
Jake: Uh. . .*bright red* I, uh. . .*mumbles* I have to kiss you.
Nata: I see. Go on, then.'
Jake: I. . .really? *sits up* I can?
Nata: Sure. You wouldn't want to not follow through on your promises, would you? *moves down to sit across from him*
Jake: No, of course not. I mean, yeah, keep promises. Yes.
Nata: Well, then.
Jake: *shyly leans forward and kisses her on the lips*
Nata: *kisses back* Good boy.
Jake: *blushes* Would you date me?
Nata: Absolutely.
Jake: Will you now, then?
Nata: Yeah.
Jake: *hesitates, then hugs her*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Lynn: Ayan! Wait up!
Ayan: *doesn't wait* What?
Lynn: *offers press pass* I'd like to interview you.
Ayan: I'm busy.
Lynn: It won't take a minute. How old are you?
Ayan: 22.
Lynn: Who's your favourite person in the world?
Ayan: My daughters. Aactualy, they are all clones, but yes, they would be my favourite people in the world.
Lynn: What do you do in your spare time?
Ayan: I build things. Right now I'm working on a hovercar. It's okay, but not that great.
Lynn: Nice. What sort of work do you do?
Ayan: I'm an inventor.
Lynn: What kind of things have you invented.
Ayan: Well, there are many things. I like making transportation vehicle, but I've also created things like homing devices and new weapons. Pretty much simple things.
Lynn: They don't sound simple.
Ayan: That's because you're an idiot. I think we're done. *goes into her house and shuts door*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Ayan: *walks in* Angel, I think we should get a leash for Tanya too. Oh, and I'm almost done with the motorcycle.
Kitami: *chases Tanya, dragging Nata behind her*
Tate: Motorcycle?
Ayan: Yes. So far I have been able to create quite a few mechanicle devices, on unhooks leashes for one hour. I've also been able to create a safe that is also a control pad for the jet that Shadow borrowed last night. Right now I'm working on a hover motorcycle.
Tate: Borrowed or stole?
Ayan: Well he didn't ask me, he asked Angel.
Tate: And Angel said yes?
Angel: Like I knew where he was going.
Tate: You trused Shadow with a jet? *facevault*
Angel: Yes? Well, Ayan made it, it's perfectly safe.
Tate: Its not the jet I don't think is "safe."
Angel: Oh. Well. Wait a minute. Shadow, where is your brother?
Shadow: I'm not sure, you haven't inserted him with a homing device yet.
Kitami: *comes back without weapons, dragging Nata and unconscious pin-cushion Tanya* Are homing devices shiny? Can I have one?
Angel: Yes, they are. . .Sure you can have one, Kit, as long as Tate says its okay.
Shadow: >.>
Angel: I feel dumb. Tate, didn't you have four sisters?
Tate: Yeah. Aiyen-chan went to visit Lilann in Miami. And yes, Kit, you can have a homing device. As long as you promise not to turn Nata-kun off again.
Kitami: *smirks* I will refrain from making the obvious, perverted comeback.
Angel: Okay, and Shadow where is your brother?!
Ayan: Yes, I have the homing devices, and I already gave you one, Kit.
Kitami: Cool! *claps*
Nata: You are so childish, Kit-kun.
Tanya: *smirks* Hey, Kit, that means you turned Nata on also.
Ayan: *raises eyebrow* I'm going to go continue my experiments.
Shadow: I'm going to go look for Jake, he's still missing. *passes something to Kit as he leaves*
Kitami: *grins* Yes, Tanya, that's the perverted comback I was avoiding. *looks at paper and grins wider*
Angel: Shadow, what's it say?. . .Okay, Kit, what's it say?
Kitami: Not telling.
Nata: *tries to look over Kit's shoulder*
Kitami: *crumbles paper up*
Shadow: OMG, look, I found Jake!
Nata: *runs*
Kitami: Ow! Dettach this stupid - ow! - leash! Ow! Nata!
Jake: *raises eyebrow*
Shadow: Hey, Angel, I think Tanya should take Nata's place.
Angel: *nods*
Kitami: *screams* No! bad idea!
Shadow: *whispers*
Angeli: *both eyebrows raise*
Tate: Angel-kun, are you ok?
Angel: Uh. . yeah, I'm fine. I heard Shadow whisper this time. He says that it'd be safer if it was Tanya cause then they could just knock Tanya out when they want to make out and Nata would be safe. . .by the way, will she stop running?
Nata: Um, is Jake still here?
Kitami: . . .um. . .
Angel:Yes, Kit? And no, Jake is being a total chicken and went off to play basket ball, avoiding you because you know he can cook.
Nata: Then I'm done running. *stops suddenly so Kit runs into her and falls down*
Kitami: *stands up* I'm not sure its safe for Tanya if you give her the leash.
Angel: That's fine, she can't die.
Kitami: She'll be a permanent pincushion. *leads them outisde*
Ebeny: *jumping rope* "Cinderella, Cinderella, in a pie; How many days ago did she die?" One, two, three, four. . .
Kitami: What are you doing?
Nata: Did you just use the word 'doing' in a completely non-perverted manner?
Kitami: Surprised, Natasha-kun?
Ebeny: Three, four, two, damn it! You made me mess up! Now I have to start over!
Kitami: Once again, what are you doing?
Ebeny: What does it look like?!
Kitami: If I knew that I wouldn't be asking.
Ebeny: I'm jumping rope. While trying to figure out how many days ago Cinderella died.
Kitami: *nods* I could think of much more fun uses for that rope, though.
Nata: I can not believe you just said that.
Kitami: And you've known me how long exactly?
Nata: *sweatdrop*
Ebeny: You can tie a guy to the bed with it.
Kitami: Yeps.
Nata: I sense a pornographic novel coming.
Kitami: Non-con! *grins*
Tate: Oh, no, there is no way-
Kitami: But Tate-!
Tate: No. No, no, no, no, and no.
Kitami: But Ta-ate-!
Tate: The answer is still no.
Kitami: But non-con is fun!
Nata: *mutters* Masochist.
Kitami: I am not!
Nata: Liar.
Kitami: Am not!
Nata: Liar.
Kitami: *puts* Not.
Tate: Kitami, stop flirting with Nata.
Nata: *raises eyebrow*
Kitami: I'm straight! Gods!
Nata: Which is why you're going to go stare at Shadow, ne?
Kitami: Oooh, okay.
Nata: *watches Kit walk to other side of the room to stare at Shadow* Thank god.
Tate: She's going to be no help at all for days now, Nata.
Nata: Well, yeah. I know that. But at least if she's off staring at Shadow she can't be running around.
Tate: You mean sleeping around.
Kitami: You two do know I can still hear you?
Tate and Nata: *sweatdrop* Um. . .no. . .
Angel: What's non-con? What's a masochist?
Nata: Non-con is short for non-consensual. You know, bondage, rape, etc.
Kitami: And a masochist is someone who gets turned on by pain.
Nata: You couldn't have phrased that a bit more eloquently?
Kitami: What's eloquently?
Nata: Tactfully.
Kitami: Oh. Nope.
Tanya: Ebeny, I rewrote your jump-rope song. "Cinderealla, Cinderella is a guy; How many girls did it take to make him cry?"
Nata: *edges away from Tanya, coincidentally toward Kit*
Kitami: *glances up, goes back to staring at Shadow*
Nata: *ignoring Tanya* Keep staring that hard and your eyes are going to fall out.
Kitami: What? Sorry, Nata-kun, you lost me around the word 'hard.'
Nata: *rolls eyes* Hentai.
Kitami: No dip. You have met me before, right?
Nata: No, we've been sisters for years, but I've only just met you.
Kitami: Oh noes! Soap opera plot-line!
Nata: Fourth wall, Kit-kun.
Kitami: Oh, you think you're so smart, don't you, Nata-kun? With your fourth wall, and your-
Nata: I'm an artificial intelligence, Kit-kun. I am smart.
Tate: *dryly* While watching you girls flirt is incredibly amusing-
Nata: Hey! I'm an artificial intelligence. I don't have an orientation.
Kitami: And how many times must I tell you I'm straight before you get it through that thick skull of yours?
Tate: *mutters* I'm liking this give the leash to Tanya thing more and more.
Kitami: *pouts*
Tanya: Don't leash me to that little bitch!
Shadow: She's not a bitch!
Kitami: If you tie me that that, I'll kill it.
Nata: *dryly* It? Tanya isn't a girl anymore?
Kitami: I doubt Tanya ever was a girl. *sighs*
Nata: *shocked* You're depressed.
Kitami: I'm immortal, there's a difference.
Nata: Is there?
Kitami: Yes, there is.
Nata: Explain it to me.
Kitami: *snickers*
Nata: What now?
Kitami: The last time I heard someone use the that phrase, it was a middle-aged amnesiac needing sex explained to him.
Nata: Oh. . .that. . .that would be the first think you'd think of.
Kitami: Is there something wrong with that? *grins*
Nata: *facevault* I'm not even going to dignify that with a reply.
Tate: You two are talking about sex.
Kitami: I'm always talking about sex.
Tate: *sing-song* No what I meant.
Kitami: Did she just accuse us of. . .?
Nata: Yes, she did.
Kitami: Can we turn her into a pincushion?
Nata: You wish.
Kitami: Of course I do. But that isn't the point, now is it?
Nata: No, the point is bothering the hell out of Tate.
Tate: Why do I not like the sound of that?
Kitami: *grins*
Tate: Its going to be a long day.
Kitami: And whose fault is that, Miss-slashy-subtext?
Nata: Alright, lets make a deal. We finish up the month, and you let us go.
Tate: And you won't make my life miserable?
Nata: Well, we'll find out own place to live and all. We'll only come bother you if its really, really important. And we won't kill you for making slashy-subtext remarks.
Kitami: Hey! Don't I get a say in this deal?!
Nata: No. Now, shut up, I'm negotiating.
Kitami: *pouts*
Tate: Alright, deal. When the month is up your bloody contract is finished. You can move out.
Nata: Thank god.
Tate: Should I be offended at that?
Nata: No, of course not.
Kitami: Well, that says yes in big neon letters.
Nata: *sweatdrop* Didn't I tell you to hush?
Kitami: Actually, you told me to shut up. But that was while you were negotiating. You're done now, so I can talk again.
Nata: That isn't how it works.
Kitami: Sure it is.
Nata: No it isn't. I'm in charge.
Kitami: You're in charge?
Nata: What's wrong with that?
Bob: Nothing's wrong with that!
CT: *storms in and sits in corner, glowering*
Ebeny: *leaves*
CT: *from the corner* Bob, why are you the only one I know here?
Bob: Because the girls don't like to be around you when you're mad. I find it kind of amusing.
Nata: Why are you mad? And why is it amusing?
Bob: Its amusing because she gets all red and her blood pressure goes up, which makes her freak out.
CT: *turns away* I'd rather not say.
Nata: *nods* Whatever you say, CT-kun. And I don't see why its amusing.
Bob: It really is. But then again, Tate thinks she's scary when she gets mad.
Nata: That would explain why she's on the other side of the room.
Lilann: *walks in* Stop hiding, Tate, she's not mad at you.
Tate: Lilann-san! You're not in Miami?
Lilann: You need help, Tate-chan, with both Kitami-chan and Natasha-kun. . .as they are. And Aiyen-chan missed you.
Aiyen: Tate! *nearly runs Tate over*
Lilann: *catches Aiyen by the collar* Whoa, little one. Running your sister over isn't the best way to say hello.
Aiyen: *curtsies* Yes, Lilann-san. *hugs Tate* Hiya, Tate-san! I missed you so much!
Tate: *grins*
Aiyen: Oh, and guess what?
Tate: What?
Aiyen: You know how we always said Kitami was the world of us and how she's be the careless one?
Tate: *nods*
Aiyen: Well, she wasn't. Lilann-san was!
Tate: *blinks* Lilann-san? What's she mean?
Lilann: *blushes* Erm. . .uh. .. you see, there was this guy. . .and we kinda, um. . .got together, and um. . .
Tate: Tongue tied over so simple a sentance? Kitami!
Kitami: *from the other side of the room* What is it?
Tate: What did you and Shadow do earlier?
Kitami: We met at Ayan's jetplane and had some fun! We used the fuzzy pink handcuffs, but I think that jump-rope might be more fun!
Tate: Thanks for that image.
Kitami: Hey, you asked. *winks and goes back to staring at Shadow*
Tate: There. Now did that sound so hard?
Nata: Depends on what you mean by -! Ow! Lilann-san!
Lilann: Be careful what you say around Aiyen-chan. She's a sensitive child. I think, maybe, you've spent too much time with Kitami-chan. You're starting to sound like her.
Nata: *silence*
Tate: So, then, Lilann, what's this news about you and this guy?
Lilann: His name is Mazel. And there's two bits of news The first is that he's my fiance.
Tate: That's great, Lilann-san! When's the wedding?
Lilann: November. And he's taking our last name. We're coming down here for the ceremony.
Tate: Great. And the other news?
Lilann: I'm due in two months, couldn't you tell?
Tate: You're due in. . .Oh my god, Lilann! Boy or girl?
Lilann: The doctor says it twins, but Maze just wants a boy. Could you imagine me trying to raise a boy?
Tate: I'm still stuck on the you being pregnant thing, never mind the raising. You practically raised Aiyen-chan already.
Aiyen: I'm gonna have a playmate!
Tate: You have names picked out, Lil?
Lilann:Yeah. Mai for a girl and Tain for a boy. I don't know what I'll do if they're identical twins.
Tate: I’m sure you’ll figure it out. When do we meet this mysterious 'Maze?'
Lilann: You can meet him at the wedding. I was going to ask you to be my maid of honor.
Tate: Me?
Lilann: *laughs* And Aiyen is my flower girl.
Tate: What about Nata and Kit?
Lilann: Kitami-chan is going to sit the front row and be good, and Natasha-kun is going to be our ring-bearer. If they agree, of course.
Nata: Alright.
Kitami: *pouts*
Tate: Sounds like you have everything all planned out.
Lilann: *hands over stack of papers*
Tate: Oh. . .you. . .do have everything all planned out. I should have known.
Lilann: When do I not have everything all planned out?
Tate: I'd say about seven months ago.
Lilann: Okay, once. Once.
Tate: *smirks*
Kitami: Its a fairly large 'once.' I mean, you had unprotected sex. Even I have more sense than that.
Nata: You use protection?
Kitami: Of course not! Conception control is one of the functions of the nanite's in my blood.
Nata: Oh, I should have known.
Kitami: Most forms of protection only serve to lessen the sensation of-
Nata: We don't need to know!
Lilann: Are they always like this?
Tate: Pretty much, yeah.
Lilann: *sympathetic wince*
Aiyen: I wanna go to a carnival!
Lilann: No, little one, it's too cold out.
Aiyen: Not back in Miami it's not!
Tate: *sweatdrop*
Lilann: Aiyen-chan! We're not going back to Miami.
Tate: Really? I thought you were just visiting.
Lilann: Nope. We're staying. I want my children to grow up around responsible adults.
Tate: *bursts out laughing* You consider Nata and Kitami to be responsible adults?
Lilann: As compared to the rest of the world.
Tate: *raises eyebrow* What world are you living on?
Shadow: I'll take you to a carnival, Aiyen.
Ayan: So will I.
Kitami: Should I be jealous?
Shadow: *grins* Of course not, you're coming too.
Kitami: *grins* Cool, lets go. *disappears them*
~~~~~~~
Lynn: *wakes Tanya up*
Tanya: Ugh. What happened?
Lynn: Are you okay?
Tanya: *sits up* I'm fine.
Lynn: Great. *holds out press pass* I'm Lynn. Can I interview you?
Tanya: Um. . . sure.
Lynn: How old are you?
Tanya: 18. Same as my twin sistes, Lily.
Lynn: Oh, you have a twin. Twins sell well too.
Tanya: Er. . .
Lynn: What do you do in your spare time?
Tanya: Well, swiming is a big one, actually. . .yeah, pretty much just swimming or chasing after cute guys. But they are scared of me because I used to take a martial arts clss disguised as a guy because women weren't allowed. Stupid idiots.
Lynn: *Sweatdrop* Okay. . .who is your favourite person in the world?
Tanya: Shadow!
Lynn: Why?
Tanya: He's a guy, duh.
Lynn: Yes. . . that's obvious. But why is he your favourite person?
Tanya: He's a guy, and he's cute. Duh.
Lynn: Maybe I should meet this Shadow. . .
~~~~~~~
Tate: So, tell me all about Miami. How’d a two month business trip turn into a three year vacation?
Lilann: It was an accident. I swear.
Tate: Hey, I’m not accusing you of anything. Should I be?
Lilann: Heavens, no! I did go back for business. I got a little bit sidetracked.
Tate: With your mysterious fiancé?
Lilann: Oh, no, that wasn’t until much later. I got sidetracked by business. My old business.
Tate: The therapy thing? Like when you met Kit-kun?
Lilann: First, it was psychology, not therapy-
Tate: Close enough.
Lilann: -But yes, like when I met Kitami-chan.
Tate: Thought you left the business.
Lilann: I did. I was, um, asked to consult, for an old friend.
Tate: How old?
Lilann: You wouldn’t know him. I worked with him a long time ago, when I was in the business myself. Thought he was cured, until Iline called.
Tate: Why do I recognize that name?
Nata: Iline Katata was a nursemaid for Kit-kun’s family for a while. She was a second evolution Aenarene, never bonded up. She wasn’t really related to Kit-kun, sort of an honorary half-aunt or something like that. Kit-kun’s mentioned her once or twice.
Tate: I’ll buy that.
Lilann: Anyway, I was asked to consult on this guy’s case. It’s all confidential, very hush-hush, you understand. So I absolutely can’t talk about it. I figured it was going to take a while and got an apartment. And the rest is history.
Tate: You could have, oh, I dunno, called or something. You know, let us know where you were.
Lilann: I did. A few months later.
Tate: Nice timing.
Lilann: Sorry.
Nata: Isn't Kit-kun back yet?
Lilann: That is Kitami we're talking about, remember?
Nata: But I'm bored.
Lilann: *starts to grin*
Nata: What?
Lilann: *moves away*
Nata: You! Lilann Icasa!
Lilann: You can't hit me, you could hurt the twins.
Nata: Bloody medical excuses. I'll bet when Kit gets back, she's on your side.
Lilann: You two are on different sides?
Nata: She's with Shadow, and I'm straight.
Lilann: Thought you didn't have an orientation. *smirks* And I notice you're not vouching for her orientation.
Nata: You've met her. *shrugs* Would you?
Lilann: Please. I can see the subtext.
Nata: Not sure it qualifies as subtext if you can just look and see it.
Lilann: I rest my case.
Kitami: *who appeared a few seconds ago* Please tell me you aren't talking about what I think you're talking about?
Nata: *smirks*
Kitami: Bitch.
Nata: You wish.
Kitami: For that last time, I'm straight!
Nata: This is the last time you're straight?
Kitami: *stomps foot* No! That's not what I said!
Nata: You said, and I quote "For the last time, I'm straight."
Kitami: That's not what-You're deliberately twisting my words!
Nata: Maybe. What if I am?
Kitami: Then, dear sister, I might have a few questions about your orientation.
Nata: I'm merely a machine, Kit-kun. I can no more have an orientation that you can die.
Kitami: You're forgetting, I can die. Could Kakani myself right out of existance. When we built you, we made you in our image. You've got an offswitch, so do I.
Nata: Is that the difference?
Kitami: Huh?
Nata: You said once, that you weren't depressed, you were immortal. Is that the difference?
Kitami: *shrugs* To cure depression I could take a pill. To cure immortality I have to die. That's the difference. Immortality is fatal, depression isn't.
Nata: That is a fundamentally wrong statement.
Kitami: Can you prove it wrong?
Nata: Not. . .in your case. So what was that question about my nonexistant orientation?
Kitami: That depends, were you twisting my words on purpose?
Tate: *inching away* I'm just gonna leave before all this subtext kills me.
Kitami: *growls* Subtext can wait in line.
Nata: I really wish I didn't have the non-violence command. Hey, Kit, can you turn that command off?
Kitami: Me? Why me?
Nata: The Aenarene created me, and you're one of them.
Kitami: Humans created computers of their own, but most couldn't take one apart that put it back together again.
Nata: I'm not asking you to take me apart and put me back together! I'm just asking you to flip a bloody switch!
Tate: *slips out door, snickering wildly*
Kitami: Stop thinking like that, you perv!
Nata: Oh, like you're any better. *rolls eyes, and a section of back pops open to reveal swichboard* Smack Tate around later, flip the blue switch now.
Kitami: *flips switch*
Nata: Thank you. *section slides back into place, walks away*
Kitami: She left. Now who do I bother?
Lilann: I don't know about bothering, but you could watch Aiyen for a while.
Kitami: What? Why? Where are you going?
Lilann: To finish my wedding arrangements. You could come with, I suppose, if Natasha or Tate would take Aiyen.
Kitami: Nata! Can you watch Aiyen!?
Nata: *from far away* Kinda busy!
Kitami: Doing what?
Nata: None of your business.
Kitami: Ooooh.
Nata: You're lucky I can't smack you from here!
Kitami: *mutters to self* Tate!
Tate: Is it safe to come in?
Kitami: Yes, yes, its fine.
Tate: I recognize that tone. What do you want? *walks in*
Kitami: You to watch Aiyen.
Tate: Why?
Lilann: So I can borrow Kit to help me out with the wedding plans.
Tate: Oh. . .okay.
Lilann: Thanks, Tate-chan.
Kitami: *disappears with Lilann*
Tate: *to Aiyen* Stay where I can see you.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Amaya: Not really
Tate: *frowns* But Kitami was my best employee!
Kitami's Ghost: Do you two s'pose that other person who's in the building might be able to think of something?
Souske: uh.... What if i use the Resurrection spell the sorcerers of Nonus Ajazar taught me? Would I be able to use that? It's fairly weak right now. Only cuz I just started, though.
Tate: That could work!
Souske: Ok great! *casts Resurrection on Kitami* There that should do it....i hope?
Tate: Well, Kit? Did it work?
Kitami's Ghost: I dunno, I'll check, if you tell me where you buried my body.
Tate: It's under the ground beneath your feet, twit.
Kitami's Ghost: Oh. *goes underground to body and come up alive* I'm alive!
Tate: I can see that. Thanks, Souske!
Souske: yup np! and glad to see you alive Kitami-chan!
Kitami: *curtsies* Thank you, Souske-san. *glares over at the two bumbling idiots who couldn't think of a way to bring her back*
Tate: Kitami, you better not be willing anything bad to happen to them. . .
Kitami: I won't hurt them! Just. . .throw them off a cliff or something. . .
Tate: And, knowing them, I bet they'd enjoy that. . .*Rolls eyes* Now, you, go back and catch up on the last six months.
Amaya: It took you six months to find someone to bring her back to life?
Tate: Give or take a month or two.
Amaya: That's a long time to leave someone dead for. Don't you think her body would have started to rot?
Tate: She's Aenarene, so her body won't rot unless someone injects it with some very specific chemicals.
Kitami: Well. If THAT isn't blackmail. . .
Tate: Kit. . .I found someone to bring you back to life, be happy. Aiyen and Nata are going to be so mad.
Nata: I can co-exist with Kit-kun. She's not a bumbling idiot, and she won't get in my way.
Aiyen: Hey!
Tate: You two, shut the heck up already! Do you EVER give it a rest? *shakes head*
Amaya: Maybe you should put a wall up between them
Tate: Oh, that'd work, until they start knocking the wall down on each other. Nope, any ideas I've used to separate them usually backfire on me.
Nata: That's because Kit’s telepathic, so we can read your evil plot.
Tate: I don't HAVE an evil plot.
Nata: Right. That's our job.
Aiyen: Are you calling me evil now, Natasha?
Nata: Did I say that? I don't recall saying that? *smirks* Sure you aren't having hearing problems, Aiyen-chan?
Aiyen: *throws kunai knife at Nata*
Tate: What the-!? Where the hell did that come from!? *makes kunai knife disappear* You two are in SERIOUS trouble now!
Amaya: *raises eyebrow* Your employees have problems
Tate: Don't say that where they can hear you!
Nata: Aiyen, do you suppose we can get along for long enough to attack this mean person?
Aiyen: I bet we could.Nata: Do you have anymore Kunai knives?
Aiyen: Why would I need Kunai knives? I have a large spiked metal club!
Nata: Fine, then give ME the kunai knives.
Aiyen: Like I'd trust you with kunai knives?
Nata: Should I be offended?
Aiyen: Probably.
Nata: I hate you.
Aiyen: *hits Nata with club*
Nata: *pulls out a bomb and starts chasing Aiyen with it*
Tate: This is reminding me of Mimi and the Knight who rescued Kitami's ex and-
Kitami: *interrupts* Me too!
Nata: *as bomb explodes while she's still holding it* Ow! Me too. . .except Aiyen has a club instead of a frying pan. . .
Tate: True. . .
Amaya: *shoots towards Aiyen and Nata* You can't kill me if you're already dead.
Tate: Don't kill my employees! *snatches gun* I just brought one back to life! I don't want to be spending money on them if they're dead!
Amaya: Well they were going to kill me first.
Tate: They were chasing each other with bombs and kunai knives. . .i don't see how that was hurting you. . .
Amaya: But they were going to kill me. . .
Tate: They're idiots, they wouldn't have been able to kill you.
Tanya: *trips up stairs, following Angel*
Angel:.Hey guys. .meet Tanya *rolls eyes* she's back and as clumsy as ever. She came back the smorning and can't right a single logical story....
Nata: Were any of your stories logical?
Aiyen: Well, that's nice. . .
Nata: Shut up, stupid one.
Aiyen: That's NOT my name! *takes out kunai knife*
Tate: Aiyen!
Aiyen: What? *hides kunai knife*
Tate: *takes kunai knife away with pointed look*
Aiyen: *pouts*
Nata: You realize that you'll never get any work done if you let her pout?
Amaya: Hmm. . .can I hire employees too?
Tate: Yeah, just find some.
Kitami: That was a duh statement.
Nata: She was talking to Amaya-sama.
Kitami: . . .ok, good point.
Amaya: *throws a knife at Kitami*
Kitami: Eep!
Nata: *Snatches knife out of air* You can't kill her! She was just brought back to life! *turns to Kitami* Are you alright?
Kitami: I will be. Can I see that knife?
Nata: No. I know what you're thinking.
Aiyen: Me too. Can I see the knife, Nata?
Nata: No! Neither of you need a knife! *pockets knife and points to heather* Next time, I'll throw it back at you.
Amaya: You know, I'm not afraid of you.
Nata: *nods* It wasn't supposed to frighten you, just stop you from throwing knives at Kit. You complain that she'd dead, then, when she comes back to life, you try to kill her. I don't understand you humans at all.
Kitami: Me neither. For example-
Nata: You, shush, before she throws something more dangerous than a knife at you.
Kitami: Shushing now.
Aiyen: . . . *starts a campfire cos’ its getting dark*
Amaya: I'll explain humans! Almost all of them are perverted and evil! They want to hurt and well. . .other things. I'm a human-like demon.
Nata: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
Kitami: *whispers* And you tell me not to make her mad.
Aiyen: Actually, she didn't say that exactly. . .
Kitami: Was I talking to you?
Nata: Girls! In the middle of a discussion here?
Kitami: Right.
Aiyen: *pouts*
Nata: Can you make her stop pouting, PLEASE?
Kitami: Why don't you ask Amaya-sama to throw knives at her?
Nata: Because I'm not programmed to promote violence. *wanders into another room*
Kitami: *grumbles*
Aiyen: . . .Kit, you want me dead?
Kitami: . . .
Aiyen: Ok, then, I'll leave. *walks away, hanging head*
Tate: *gives Kit a look and follows Aiyen*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Jake *sighs while playing video game* I feel lonely...
Nata: *shrugs* Poor you
Jake:....t.t.... yeah poor me..
Nata: *rolls eyes*
Jake: *ignores Nata cause she seems to hate him and continues playing VG*
Nata: *Rolls eyes* Idiot.
Jake: i think most of us employees are
Nata: *grins and says nothing, walks away*
Jake: I am...sometimes *is lonely and bored* what now? *looks up and then follows Nata*
Nata: *from a distance* NOOOOOOO!
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Tanya:....an echo? wow, Nata's got a big mouth
Nata: *glares while walking into room*
Tanya: *laughs*
Tate and Aiyen: *walk in*
Amaya: *staring at campfire* Okay I feel bad for Hakudomi because I put him through hell.
Nata: Nice thing to say while looking at a fire.
Aiyen: You expected her to be nice?
Kitami: I think she meant it was rather ironic, ne, Nata-kun?
Nata: Thank you, Kitami-kun. *glares at Aiyen*
Tate: I think you're all insane.
Amaya: *starts walking away*
Tate: On no you don't. My employee's need someone besides me to talk to.
Nata: Yeah.
Kitami: Say something, Amaya-sama.
Amaya: I'm going to go do bad things to Elias in a corner. . .bye.
Aiyen: Er. . .*flees room*
Nata:*sweatdrop* *muttering*. . .We needed to know that.
Kitami: *smiling brightly* Ok, have fun!
Nata: Are you insane? She'll take that WAY too literally!
Kitami: I know.
Nata: *stares at Kit* You are a pervert.
Kitami: Haven't you READ the stories I write?
Nata: Actually, I have. Those are perverted too.
Kitami: That WAS my point.
Tate: I think I need to go find Aiyen again now. *slips away without being noticed*
Amaya: *comes back* Yeah, you might have needed to know that
Nata: Ok, KITAMI-hentai might have. I didn't!
Kitami: *frowns puzzledly*
Nata: What?
Kitami: If you think my stories are perverted why did you read more than one?
Nata: *sweatdrop*
Kitami: Amaya-sama, say something!
Tate: *walks back in with Aiyen*
Amaya: What am I suppose to say?
Tate: How should I know? If I knew, they wouldn't need you to talk.
Nata: *nods*
Kitami: *bops Nata upside the head*
Nata: What was that for?
Kitami: For not answering my question.
Amaya: Umm. . .fun in a corner
Nata: You already said that.
Amaya: So? I said it again. But fine, fun on a beach. Happy?
Nata: *narrows eyes suspiciously* No.
Kitami: *rolls eyes*
Aiyen: Tate wants you to say something HELPFUL.
Amaya: Something HELPFUL
Tate: Very funny.
Amaya: Yep.
Kitami: I'd say to say perverted stuff, but these two idiots won't let me.
Aiyen: *is silently mocking Kitami*
Nata: *snickers*
Kitami: *turns* Aiyen! *takes out kunai knife*
Aiyen: *backs away*
Nata: Well, this can't end well. . .
Amaya: I have two words. . .but I really should keep my mouth shut and not say them
Kitami: *lunges at Aiyen with kunai knife, but stops*
Aiyen: Why'd you stop?
Nata: You're complaining that she hasn't killed you? *raises eyebrow*
Aiyen: *gulps* That's. . .not what I meant. . .
Kitami: *laughs* Hey, Amaya-sama, what were you going to say?
Nata: Kit, I don't think we want to know.
Kitami: Well, I want to know.
Nata: Pervert.
Kitami: Duh. You said you read my stories.
Nata: *sweatdrop*
Amaya: It's not perverted. . .I just shouldn't say it
Kitami: If it's not perverted, then why shouldn't you say?
Nata: *rolls eye* I'm pretty sure we don't want to know.
Kitami: *shrugs* I want to know.
Aiyen: You said that already.
Kitami: I know that.
Aiyen: *is eyeing the kunai knife*
Kitami: What? Oh! *puts kunai knife away* Sorry.
Amaya: Just nevermind.
~~~~~~~~~
Amaya: OMG squee!! >_< ^^
Kitami: *looks at Amaya-sama oddly* Do we want to know why you said that?
Tate: Probably not.
Kitami: *mumbles to Tate*
Tate: I'm not repeating that!
Kitami: But it wasn't perverted!
Tate: No, it was very mean and rude. *attaches kiddie leash* If you don't want me to have you on a kiddie leash forever, I'd suggest shutting up now.
Kitami: *trying to escape kiddie leash*
Amaya: *looks at Kit* Your sisters seem to get into a lot of trouble
Tate: Yeah. They're annoying.
Kitami: Hey!
Tate: *leaves, attaching kiddie leash to Nata’s wrist when she passes*
Kitami: Aren’t there usually more people here?
Amaya: *closes eyes for a second*
Hakudomi: *appears leaning against the wall* Oh great, more people
Amaya: Yeah, they are here to torture you
Hakudomi: What? You torture me enough!
Amaya:: *shrugs and looks around for Arath* Where's Arath?
Kitami: *rolls eyes and snickers*
Aiyen: *raises eyebrow* She does WHAT to you enough?
Nata: *shakes head* You two are going to get yourselves in trouble. . .
Amaya: I beat him up *raises eyebrow* He is my shield
Hakudomi: *glare*
Kitami: *still snickering* Oh, THAT'S what you meant by that.
Nata: Kitami, one day, your pervertedness is going to get you in REALLY big trouble.
Kitami: *decides not to say what she's thinking*
Nata: Kit, did you hear me?
Kitami: *nods and grins* Yep.
Nata: *narrows eyes suspiciously* Do I want to know what you were thinking?
Kitami: Probably not. *attempts to look innocent*
Nata: You look like you just put a kitten in a blender.
Kitami: *looks at her strangely* What?
Aiyen: *snickers* Well, that's one way of saying how innocent she looks. . .
Kitami and Nata: *Glare at Aiyen*
Nata: Aiyen, go bother the other people. Try to help Amaya-sama find the kid she's looking for.
Kitami: *is looking rather guilty and trying not to grin.*
Nata: You're thinking pervertedly again, aren't you.
Kitami: . . .maybe.
Nata: *rolls eyes*
Aiyen: *is bored* Amaya-sama, did you find the stupid kid yet?
Kitami and Nata: *wince*
Nata: *whispers* Now she's gonna get it.
Kitami: *nods then decides to think about that sentence* Get what?
Nata: *hits Kit over the head with a bat*
Kitami: *rubs head* Owwww! Where'd you get a bat!?
Nata: *grins*
Kitami: Bitch.
Nata: You wish.
Kitami: *sputters indignantly* Hey! Even I'm not that perverted!
Nata and Aiyen: *snicker*
Shadow: *comes in, leans up against a wall and watches all the girls* Tate, you have some odd sisters.
Angel:...Shadow... what are you doing?
Shadow: *grins*
Kitami: *snickers*
Nata: *glares*
Shadow: *still grinning then says something inaudible*
Jake: *snickers* You're a-
Shadow: shut it, bro
Jake: *rolls eyes* Hey Kit!!!!!
Shadow: I SAID SHUT UP!
Tanya: *gonk* WHAT you... you.. *runs off crying*
Ember: Shadow you're such an idiot *chases after Tanya*
Kitami: What? And what the heck is going on?
Jake: Oh shadow just says that-
Shadow: *knocks Jake out* I SAID SHUT UP!
Angel: believe me, you don't want to know
Amaya: *raises eyebrow*
Kitami: Think about who I am, then say that again.
Angel: I still say you don't want to know
Shadow: and I don't want her to know
Tanya: *storms back in, Ember on her heels* YOU BASTARD!
Ember: calm down
Tanya: No he fucking bet-
Ember: Don't say it, Shadow doesn't want anyone to know
Jake: *is still knocked out*
Kitami: Someone tell me what the heck is going on before I throttle every one of you!
Jake: *sits up groggily*
Shadow: oh crap*runs off to hide*
Jake: Shadow says you’re hot
Tanya: *cries* Shadow I loved you
Ember: *sighs*
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* Hey, I'd be more worried if he didn't.
Angel: ....ummmm...what?
Tanya: *still crying*
Ember: *strange look* still don't see why you like him he's a perv
Jake: *grins triumphantly*
Shadow:.... jerk bro
Amaya: Hehehe. . .
Kitami: *rolls eyes*
Nata: Kitami-kun, do you think its safe to stay around here with these people?
Kitami: Probably not.
Nata: You aren't leaving, are you?
Kitami: Nope. *holds up kiddie leash* Remember?
Nata: . . . Right.
Shadow: We're safe
Tanya: *hiccups and stops crying*
Shadow: Klutsy idiot
Tanya: *crosses arms at pulls out kunai knife she saw laying around* You'll pay for falling for Kit!
Ember: Hey someone stop her... I can't...
Angel: uh oh...
Nata: *intercepts knife, shaking head*
Ember: thanx nata
Shadow: *leans back up against the wall watching kit*
Kitami: Shadow is still staring at me.
Shadow: *looks away* am not...
Kitami: *mutters* Not anymore. *grins*
Shadow:...... I wasn't before either!!!
Ember: sure you weren't....
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* Not staring? You weren't even blinking!
Angel and Ember: *laugh*
Shadow: I feel rejected*walks off*
Tanya: YAY KIT!!! he so deserved that!
Kitami: . . .? What? I never said I had a problem with it. *grins*
Tanya: *gonk*
Shadow: *come's back fast* really?
Angel:....O-o
Kat: *is singing off-key*
Kitami: *hits Kat with a bat* That's better. I thought you walked off. Not out of hearing range?
Shadow: never
Angel: O-o
Kat: OWWWWWW. *continues singing*
Ember: Where'd Nata go?
Kitami: *grins* Of course.
Nata: I'm still here. I thought Kit HIT her with the bat. . .*pulls out tranquilizer gun*
Kat: *grins* its my bat now!!!!!! cause it rhymes with MY name
Shadow: you don't mind me always being in ear shot of you huh kit?
Tanya : O-o Kitami: Do I look like I mind?
Nata: *shoots tranq gun at Kat*
Kat: *looks at chest* .. you hit me....
Shadow: *grins* nope!
Ember: uh Kat.... why didn't you collapse?
Kitami: *still grinning*
Kat: *finally falls over from shot*
Ember: slow person
Shadow: *grins back and whispers something*
Angel: wtf did you just say Shadow???
Kitami: *narrows eyes* Yes, what DID you say?
Tanya: *giggles* Shadow you talked to me not your precious Kit
Shadow: *glare* you twit, why'd you transform?
Angel: I forgot you could transform....
Tanya: You forgot that i wasn't just clumsy?
Angel: yep
Kitami: *idly considers killing Tanya just for being a bitch, then decides that she doesn't want to get blood all over*
Shadow: if I whisper this time, will you hear me kit, so that no one else will, or is she *points at Tanya* going to look like you again?
Tanya: *is silent*
Angel: SHADOW what did you say to Tanya!!
Kitami: *frowns* Yes, what DID you say to Tanya?
Tanya: *grins* my secret cause he wanted to say it to you, the little bastard.. and ... perv
Shadow: ......*shall wait*
Kitami: *looks at Nata*
Nata: *nods and hands over a handful of knives* Just this once, Kit-kun, understand?
Kitami: Perfectly. *begins throwing knives at tanya*
Tanya: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *runs and tries to hide behind shadow*
Shadow: oh no you don't *holds Tanya in front of him*
Kitami: *laughs and throws more knives* I'm all out.
Nata: *hands over more*
Kitami: *grins maliciously*
Shadow: *laughs* Tanya you look like a pin cushion!
Tanya: *groans*
Kitami: What a wonderful suggestion! *holds out hand* Senbon please?
Nata: *hands over a bunch of senbon*
Kitami: They aren't deadly. . .
Angel: senbon?
Jake: *laughs*
Tanya: owwww
Kitami: They're needles, sometimes used for acupuncture, or so I've heard. They can also paralyze a person, and can be quite painful.
Tanya:eep
Shadow: so, kit... did you hear what i said, cause your not answering....
Kitami: Huh? Sorry, I was busy going into a murderous rage. . .now that Tanya is a pin-cushion, though, I'm better.
Shadow: *laughs* ok then*drops Tanya, whispers to Kit again*Tanya: *collapses on the floor*
Kitami: *grins*
Angel: What'd shadow say?
Kitami: Ask him yourself.
Angel: Shadow what did you tell Kit?
Shadow*ignores Angel* so want to?
Kat: *moans and sits up*
Nata: Uh-oh.
Kitami: *continues grinning*
Angel: Nata do you know? please tell me if you do!
shadow: *grins back* yes then?
Nata: No clue. *holds up tranq gun*
Kitami: *grins wider*
Shadow: lol, awesome *disappears with Kit*
Kat:I'm hungry
Nata: Where'd Kit-kun go? No, I don't want to know. Oh, and if you want to know, ask the pin-cushion over there, she heard it.
Angel: didn't she pass out?
Kat: hey is everyone ignoring me, I said i'm hungry
Ember; *grumbles and walks off*
Nata: Oh. . .then ask her when she wakes up. *to Kat* I still have a tranq gun pointed at you.
Kat: *dances* I'm not being ignored!!!
Ember: *shoves a plate of food into Kat's hands* enjoy *whispers to Nata and laughs*
Nata: *shoots tranq dart*
Kat: you shot me again!!!
Nata: *hides gun* No I didn't!
kat: yes you di----*passes out*
Kitami: *reappears with Shadow* Hey all!
Nata: Oh, joy, they’re back.
Kitami: Yep. Don’t you wanna hear all about what we did?
Nata: Not particularly, no.
Kitami: Well, I wasn’t going to tell you any of the good stuff anyway.
Amaya: Meow.
Kitami: You know that word sounds incredibly dirty all of a sudden?
Amaya: Meow Elias.
Kitami: I'm sure.
Amaya: Well actually. . .
Nata: Does anyone but Kit want to know this?
Amaya: No. . .hey wait. . .he's still chained down!
Tate: What?
Amaya: I never unchained him.
Nata, and Kitami: Okay then.
Aiyen: Let's go see if Arin and Ze are doing anything. *leads the way*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Ze: *sees Kit, Nata, and Aiyen* Well, aren't you all just a happy little family? *sarcasm*
Nata: *dryly* Only on a good day.
Aiyen: *Wanders off*
Kitami: Yeah. Nata and I usually get along real well, ne, Nata-kun?
Nata: *laughs* Only if Aiyen is around.
Kitami: We're confrontational.
Nata: No dip.
Nata: *rolls eyes* Where IS Aiyen-chan anyway?
Kitami: That's. . .a rather good question.
Arin: ~snrk~ Y'all put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional' on bad days, I take it.
Kitami: *laughs nervously*
Nata: You never answered my question.
Kitami: I think she's in the other room.
Nata: Thank you.
Kitami: *grins*
Nata: Why do I not trust that grin?
Kitami: *laughs*
Nata: *looks around for an exit*
Arin: *flees*
Kitami: Oh, come on, I'm not gonna do anything BAD.
Nata: Whose definition of bad?
Kitami: *grins*
Nata: Case in point. I'm gonna flee too now. Bye! *follows Arin*
Kitami: *pouts*
Arin: *is in hiding*
Nata: *is not hiding* Kit-kun, you frighten me sometimes.
Kitami: I try. *calls* You can come out of hiding now. I'm not gonna do anything.
Nata: You better not.
Kitami: I WON'T. Don't you trust me?
Nata: . . . No
Arin: *is out of hiding*
Kitami: *glances in other room* She's not here.
Arin: onoz! Better find her.
Ze: I'm sure she's safe wherever she is.
Arin: Probably.
Ze: Hopefully.
Arin: hear hear. *hopes*
Aiyen: I'm here, I'm here. Geez.
Kitami: You nearly got me in big trouble!
Aiyen: *rolls eyes*
Ze: yay, she is found!
Aiyen: I was never lost, I was just quiet. Unlike those other two oafs.
Nata and Kitami: Oafs!
Kitami: Aiyen! You're gonna wish you WERE lost!
Nata: Kit-kun, you might want to reconsider. . .
Aiyen: *runs*
Kitami: No way! I'm gonna make her pay!
Nata: *sighs* Fine. Then take these with you. *hands over a few kunai knives*\
Kitami: Thanx!
Nata: *nods*
Kitami: *chases after Aiyen*
Ze: HEY! NO BAD! *hiss hiss growl*
Nata: Kit! You still have some knives?
Kitami: A couple. Why?
Nata: *Grins* Cuz I got an idea.
Kitami: *eyes light up*
Nata: *whispers*
Kitami: Oooh! Great idea! And its not even perverted!
Nata: I'm an AI. Of course MY idea's aren't perverted.
Kitami: Wanna bet?
Nata: Kit-kun. . .
Kitami: Right.
Ze: *sigh* damn... now I actually gotta work... fine *draws sabre* time to put my fencing skills to some use.
Kitami: Nata-kun, you sure this is a good idea?
Nata: Um. . .Aiyen-chan! Some help here?
Aiyen: *sighs* Oh, alright.
Ze: If you guys wanna fight, I gotta tell you. I'm a fencer, took martial arts for a few years when I was younger along with gymnastics and I have one hell of an imagination and I'm not afraid to use it.
Kitami: I'm an Immortal.
Nata: And I'm an android.
Aiyen: Um. . .I'm gonna go now. Teleport me back? *is disappeared*
Arin: *doesn't want to fight*
Ze: And I've made people fight killer dragons for no reason whatsoever... *smirk*
Kitami: *singsong* Immortal. No matter what you say, I'm Immortal. Its my species.
Nata: Y'know, Kit-kun, I can get detonated or something. I'm just gonna. . .* is disappeared*
Kitami: Now they've both gone off. *pauses then giggles* Together.
Ze: an immortal huh?... my friend knows an Immortal... he stalked one of my friends for a long time, trying to eat him... I should get him... you may like him. *evil smirk*
Kitami: *rolls eyes* I'm with Shadow.
Ze: Shadow?
Kitami: Shadow is Angel-kuns perverted employee.
Ze: now... when you say WITH, how so do you mean?
Kitami: *grins* Oh, what do you think?
Ze: lol, thought so. So, no fighting?
Kitami: *holding a bat*
Tate: *Appears with Nata and Aiyen* Kitami! Put the damn bat away!
Arin: Oh dear.
Tate: Hehe. . . Kitami, say you’re sorry.. *points*
Kitami: I’m sorry, Arin-san. I’m sorry, Ze-san.
Tate: Good girl.
Arin: That’s okay, Kitami.
Ze: Yeah.
Tate: There, now can't you be polite like that all the time?
Kitami: Do you know who you're talking to?
Tate: *considers* Yeah, I have a fairly good idea. You live in my house, remember.
Kitami: *laughs evilly*
Tate: Kitami! Be polite.
Kitami: *frowns*
Arin: Your attempts are doomed at the start.
Tate: Yes. They never listen. Well, sometimes Nata listens, but only cuz she's programmed to.
Nata: Yeah, yeah.
Kitami: *laughs*
Arin: *muttering* will not sing the Doom Song from Invader Zim. Will not. Will not.
Kitami: I don't get along well with politeness. I do, however, get along quite well with Shadow, fuzzy pink handcuffs, and lots of-
Nata: Kitami-kun!
Arin: *twitch, twitch* I must go now and pour bleach in my ear to rid myself of that mental image.
Kitami: Will bleach really help?
Nata: *smacks head* You're so clueless.
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* How innocent do you think I am, Nata-kun?
Nata: Less than you should be. C'mon, lets go.
Kitami: *raises eyebrow higher*
Nata: You are SO perverted.
Kitami: *rolls eyes*
Arin: Kit's right to roll her eyes. That completely fails to be news.
Nata: I'm a computer. Stating the obvious is part of my programing.
Kitami: No duh.
Nata: *sighs*
Kitami: So. Where're we going?
Nata: Anywhere not perverted.
Arin: That narrows it down...
Nata: I does if you know Kit-kun as well as I do. *pauses* I should have been able to phrase that better.
Kitami: *snickers*
Arin: *laughs*
Nata: Amazingly, she didn't yell at me yet.
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* You want me to yell at you?
Nata: No. I EXPECTED you to yell at me.
Kitami: You should know by now I'm not as predictable as that.
Nata: *rolls eyes*
Arin: Guys... can you do anything but argue?
Kitami: *snickers* Do you want me to answer that?
Arin: No. Not really.
Kitami: Good. We're leaving now, kay?
Arin: Byes.
Ze: Later.
Kitami: *disappears them*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kitami: *appears with Tate, Nata, and Aiyen*
Lynn: *hurries up and offers press pass* Hi, I'm Lynn. I'm a reporter.
Kitami: Oh, yeah, you did that story on Rosalee Lase's kids.
Lynn: Yep. Do you mind if I interview you?
Kitami: What for?
Lynn: I need a new story. And I hear you're immortal. Immortal's always sell well.
Kitami: In words, not on the slave trade, ne?
Lynn: Of course! So?
Kitami: Sure. *snaps and chair appears, sits down* Fire away.
Lynn: Are you involved with anyone?
Kitami: My Shadow.
Lynn: How many boyfriends have you previously had?
Kitami: Before my Shadow, one. But I lost him to a crazy chick with a frying pan.
Lynn: That sucks. If you had only one day left to live, what would you do?
Kitami: If I had only one day left to live I'd have already done everything worth doing.
Nata: Pretend.
Kitami: You don't want to know what my imagination can come up with.
Lynn: *sweatdrop* Ok. . .moving on. What do others call you?
Kitami: Perverted.
Lynn: I meant nicknames.
Kitami: Oh! Kitami, Kit, and once someone called me Tami.
Lynn: Tami?
Kitami: Don't ask.
Lynn: Okay. Who do you consider your best friend?
Kitami: Nata.
Lynn: And your worst enemy?
Kitami: Tanya.
Lynn: How old are you?
Kitami: Pretty old.
Lynn: Helpful, that. Do you have any other family members? And what do you do in your spare time?
Kitami: My sisters, Natasha-kun, Lilann-san, Tate-kun, and Aiyen-chan. Oh, and my boyfriend Shadow.
Lynn: Okay, now answer the second question.
Kitami: That last statement was an answer to both questions. But if you really want details. . .
Nata: *puts hand over Kitami's mouth* Sorry to interrupt, Lynn, but I must stop her from expounding on that statement.
Kitami: Is that as dirty as it sounds?
Nata: No! It just meant I don't think anyone wants details.
Lynn: Very nice. What would you say your 'label' is?
Kitami: Label?
Lynn: You now, like goth, prep, and stuff.
Tanya: Oh. Does 'pervert' count?
Lynn: IDK, it might. Slut would count but you're not.
Kitami: Are you. . .complimenting me?
Tanya: *looks away* Okay, next question.
Lynn: Dark or light?
Kitami: Light.
Lynn: Awesome, do you like thunderstorms?
Kitami: Hell, yeah. No ones leaving the house then!
Lynn: *laughs* Okay, do you like dancing in the middles of the street?
Kitami: Depends on who I'm dancing with.
Lynn: okay. What do you do on rainy days?
Kitami: The same thing I do on sunny days. *grin*
Lynn: Okay. . .If you wanted something built for you, what would it be?
Kitami: Something that lets people breath underwater.
Ayan: *overhears* Interesting. *gets lost in thought*
Lynn: Anything else you'd like to tell us?
Kitami: Can I go now?
Lynn: *laughs* Sure. I'll go find someone else to interview.
Kitami: There are plenty of nutcases around here. *sees Amaya with spiked cookies* Oooh! Spiked cookies!
Nata: Oh, no you don't. You do NOT need to get high, you are perverted enough as it is. *drags Kitami away, attaching kiddie leash*
Kitami: *pouts*
Amaya: *runs up and gives Kitami a spiked cookie*
Kitami: YAY! *Eats cookie* THANKS!
Amaya: *closes eyes and Arath appears*
Arath: I'm here again
Amaya: *hands Arath a ton of spiked cookies* ^^
Arath: YAY!! *eats cookies*
Tate: *looks around* Ok, Natasha, you're babysitting. Sayo. * vanishes*
Nata: Nara. *rolls eyes* Sure, leave me in charge of the hyper pervert.
Amaya: Haha!
Nata: *glares in Amaya-sama's general direction* You think it's funny then YOU can babysit her! *hands Amaya kiddie leash* C'mon, Aiyen-chan. *drags Aiyen away*
Amaya: Hey Kitami, I can make any guy you want appear!
Nata: *from a distance* *sputters*
Kitami: *considers* No, that's ok. The last time I went after a guy besides Shadow I caused a cave in, and not even doing anything perverted yet. . .besides, Shadow might kill me then anyway. . .
Amaya: Your choice
Elias: *eats a cookie and summons Presha, Sharlee and Suzy* Entertain me dammit >_>
Sharlee: That's no way to speak to us is it?
Presha: Understood *starts juggling some cookies*
Sharlee: Presha. . .
Elias: I never knew she could juggle *big grin*
Suzy: *picks up a cookie*
Elias: I wouldn’t eat that cookie if I were you it's probably spiked
Presha: *is still juggling*
Suzy: Spiked, huh?
Sharlee: Elias, are you even listening to me? And Presha quit juggling it's annoying
Elias: Huh? You say something Sharlee?
Sharlee: *smacks Elias*
Elias: Ow. What was that for?
Sharlee: For ignoring me *glare*
Elias: Oh.
Suzy: So what happens if you eat a spiked cookie?
Elias: Not much unless you eat a lot then you might get high
Presha: *is still juggling*
Elias: Hey, I think Kitami is still here.
Sharlee: Who?
Elias: One of Amaya's friends
Sharlee: Oh.
Suzy: Ooh can we meet her?
Elias: No *glare*
Suzy: Why not?
Suzy: Because she has her own sisters to annoy her, she doesn’t need you bugging her too. Come on... Let's go
Sharlee: What, why?
Presha: Understood *disappears*
Suzy: *disappears too*
Elias: *leaves with Amaya, who gives the leash to Nata, as she walks in the room*
Sharlee: What? Dont leave me! *disappears*
Kitami: Did he REALLY just tell them to entertain him? *snickers* Thought that was Amaya-sama's job. . .
Nata: You are SO perverted!
Kitami: He didn’t have to make them all leave. *pouts* We like meeting new people.
Nata: Oh, as it THAT didn't have a double meaning.
Kitami: It didn't, but now that you point it out. . .
Nata: Bitch.
Kitami: Not that perverted. . .yet.
Nata: YET?!?!?!?!?! *inches away*
Kitami: *laughs*
Suzy: *reappears* I think I left it here. . . *see Kitami* Oh... umm... hello
Kitami: Hello. I'm Kitami, who're you?
Suzy: Hi, Kitami. I’m Suzy, one of Elias's compunoids.
Kitami: *nods* That's. . like an android, ne? AI's?
Suzy: Yeah I guess
Kitami: So that means you're fairly intelligent?
Suzy: Yeah I’m pretty smart I guess...
Kitami: Good, cuz I'm not. Especially when I'm high. *eats another cookie* Make sure I don't walk off any conveniently placed cliffs?
Suzy: Okay I will. So what do cookies taste like? Elias says I cant eat because Im a compunoid.
Kitami: *shrugs* I'm too high to tell you. Sorry.
Nata: *tugs on kiddie leash* Good thing I've got this then. So you don't hurt yourself while high, okay?
Kitami: *pouts* But I don't like this thing. Hey, where's Amaya-sama?
Suzy: She's with Elias, somewhere.
Kitami: Oh. Okay. *disappears, leaving startled Nata behind*
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
Kitami: *appear in other room* How did I get here?
Nata: *stomps in* Kitami! You stupid-! How did you escape!?
Kitmia: Hehe, actually, I have no idea. . .
Amaya: Kitami. . .why are you here?
Kitami: Because you might do perverted things and I'm perverted? I don't know.
Amaya: You want to watch? '
Nata: *scowls* If you don't stay with me I'll make sure this leash is reinforced with amaffiet so you can never escape.
Kitami: Eep! Hai, Nata-san. *pouts and makes Nata practically carry her*
Amaya: Crazy.
Elias: Agreed. *leaves*
Amaya: Nothing perverted will happen now.
Kitami: *to Nata, as they get outside* Told you that'd work someday.
Nata: *grumbles and hands Kitami $20*
Amaya:. . .huh?
Kitami: *grins smuggly at Nata, pockets $20 and walks away*
Nata: Hey! I said stay with me! I'm not going to explain this! Kitami-kun! *chases Kitami, muttering* Sure, I want her to leave and she won't, I want her to stay and she runs. . .
Amaya: haha
Tate: *walks out*
Nata: *glares back at Amaya-sama and runs into a tree*
Tate: *mumbles* Conveniet place for a tree.
Nata: Ugh. Bitch.
Tate: Nope. *shakes head* That's Kitami.
Kitami: *pops up behind tree* I am NOT!!!
Nata: *catches Kit and ties her to tree* That was easier than I expected.
Tate: Pay up. *holds out hand*
Nata: *grumbles and hands over $20 bill*
Tate: I don't know what Kit thinks of this, but I know that tying her to a tree sounds perverted to ME so. . .see ya! *walks away* Oh, and Nata?
Nata: Yes, Tate?
Tate: Be nice.
Kitami: *snickers, the realizes her predicament and squeaks*
Amaya: Just a thought, I should let Elias tie me to a tree
Kitami: Oh, how did I know that would come up. Can you untie me?
Nata: Hmm, no. Don't really feel like it. Not until the drugs wear off.
Kitami: But, that's not fair!
Amaya: What came up?
Kitami: *chokes* You mentioning Elias. Do you EVER listen to yourself?
Amaya: I know, I meant to make that sound that way
Kitami: *glares then smiles sweetly* Can you PLEASE untie me?
Amaya: *thinks* Hmm... should I untie her? *unties Kitami* Happy Kitami?
Kitami: *nods* Yes! Very!
Nata: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Amaya: Haha
Nata: *throws knire at Amaya-sama*
Amaya: *catches the knife and shoots it at Nata*
Nata: *snatches knife out of air and pockets it* Ok, bad idea. . .but senbon might work *tosses senbon at Amaya-sama*
Amaya: *closes eyes and Hakudomi appears*
Me: Make a barrier!
Hakudomi: *makes a barrier just in time* Dammit is this all I'm good for?
Me: *cough* Yes
Kitami: *decides not to comment*
Amay: Hey. . .no one can get into this barrier.
Kitami: *smirks*
Nata: Kitami!
Kitami: *hmphs and walks inside* I'm mad at you.
Nata: You're the one who ran away. What did I do?
Kitami: I don't know, what DID you do?
Nata: Why do I get the feeling you think the answer is so much more perverted than it actually is?
Kitami: *innocently* Because you know me.
Nata: *dryly* I'm almost beginning to see Tate's point about subtext.
Angel: yeah me too
Jake: yeah nata what did you do
Shadow: Awww jakey's flirting!!!!
Jake: *mumbles and walks off*
Kitami: *whispers to Nata*
Nata: *looks at Kit oddly before nodding and following Jake*
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Nata: *walks in, sees Jake* You're the only one who's here?
Jake: *quickly* hey Nata, do you or anyone else know who Ayan is and where she came from, she's like a genius and really annoying.... SHE TOOK MY CAKE!
Nata: Cake?
Jake: ummm yeah..... *blushes and walks away fast*
Nata: Get back here and explain that comment.
Jake: *from aways off* Nope *still blushing and ducks into some other room so he can't get caught*
Ayan: The idiot, it was a good cake and I only had a slice, K-
Kat: It was delicious and I got sick cause I ate so much of it!!!
Nata: One of you explain. Now.
Ayan: oh it's simple, the idiot likes to cook
Nata: *nods* Oh. Is that all?
Ayan: yes... i believe so, I think it's just considered something girls do by his brother so he finds it embarassing to admit he cooks, and cooks well, so he tends to hide any evidence of it and acts like he would rather be hitting on girls or playing sports, he's a very big softy.... but still a complete imbecile.
Nata: *snickers* And the fact that his brother is with KITAMI doesn't tell anything about his judgement?
Kitami: *walks in* HEY! I heard that!
Ayan: oh really, he never told me that
Kitami: Shadow!!!
Shadow: huh? *walks in*
Kitami: You didn't tell them about us?
Shadow: well I didn't tell Ayan, that bitch is new
Ayan: Shadow, i must inform you that I am not a bitch
Shadow: well you sure act like one
Kitami: No, not quite
Ayan: and what is that supposed to mean dear kit? that i am indeed a bitch?
Kitami: It was meant to contradict Shadows statement that you act like a bitch. And don't call me dear.
Ayan: *nods thoughtfully* okay, thank you kit
Kitami: You're welcome. Shadow?
Shadow: yes kit?
Kitami: *Grins*
Kat: I think our names are creepy, Kit. Kit, Kat. . .kit-kat!
Angel: I think all the people here sould be less creepy.
Shadow: Hey Kit *whispers something*
Nata: *smacks Shadow*
Tanya: *smacks Nata* Don't hit my Shadow!!!
Kitami: *raises eyebrow* Your Shadow? *rolls eyes and walks out, dragging Nata behind her on kiddie leash*
Tate: Tanya, do you have any idea what he just whispered to her?
Tanya: No. . .wh? What did he whisper to her?
Shadow: Tanya. . .why do you keep saying I'm yours? *glare* And you know what? *waves* I'm going to go find Kit.
Nata: *to Tanya* Trust me, you don't want to know. *shudders*
Angel: Ayan, go after Shadow.
Ayan: *walks out*
Tanya: Can't I?
Angel: NO!
Nata: *snicker*
Shadow: *walks in with Ayan* I can't find Kit.
Tanya: Good, cause you can't see her anymore.
Shadow: Girl, you're pushing it
Tanya: Well, she's not here anyway, so hah.
Shadow: Yeah, you're definately pushing it.
Kitami: *appears* I'm back!
Nata: Ow, Kit-kun, that was mean! You almost pulled me in front of a truck! You may be invincible, but I'm not!
Kitami: *looks around, then at Tanya* And you. . .what gives you the right to tell Shadow who he can and can't see?
Shadow: *wanders away*
Ayan: I have work to do. Bye. *exits, Lynn in pursuit*
Tanya: *proudly* I followed Shadow on the jet plane to your house.
Kitami: You were. . .did you watch us?
Shadow: I didn't see you there!!
Kitami: Nata. . .?
Nata: *nods and hands Kitami weapons*
Tanya: *squeaks* I didn't watch, Ayan came over on the jet plane and ragged me home after I tried to kiss Shadow outside of the house! Don't hurt me!
Kitami: You tried to do WHAT?! *throws knives at Tanya*
Tanya: Ahhhh! *runs*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Shadow: *bounces basketball down the court and does a layup* So, bro, I challenge you to a game.
Jake: I'll lose, though.
Shadow: Great, so we'll make it a bet game. Agreed?
Jake: No.
Shadow: Okay, so if I lose. . .
Jake: You stop having sex for a month.
Shadow: *smirks* Deal. If I win, you have to kiss Natasha.
Jake: What! I can't do that. She doesn't like me. There's no way.
Shadow: You never know until you try.
Jake: *glares* Fine. You're on.
Shadow: Great. I'll even give you a head start. First to three baskets wins.
Jake: *catches basketball Shadow passes to him*
*few minutes later*
Jake: You're a cheater, an absolute cheater! Going into shadow form so you can't be touched and you melt with objects is cheating!
Shadow: Should have tried harder, Jakie. Have fun with Nata! *walks into changing room*
~~~~~~
Jake: *sitting in cleachers covering face* Oh, god, what do I do?
Nata: With what?
Jake: *humps and falls down a couple of rises* Ah, when did. . .how did you find me? You're, uh, pretty. *eyes widen* I, uh, lost a bet.
Nata: What did you lose?
Jake: A basketball game.
Nata: Shadow?
Jake: Yeah. If he lost he had to swear off sex for a month.
Nata: Eesh. Kit-kun wouldn't killed him.
Jake: Yeah, he probably wouldn't have lasted.
Nata: Heh. So, what have you got to do?
Jake: Uh. . .*bright red* I, uh. . .*mumbles* I have to kiss you.
Nata: I see. Go on, then.'
Jake: I. . .really? *sits up* I can?
Nata: Sure. You wouldn't want to not follow through on your promises, would you? *moves down to sit across from him*
Jake: No, of course not. I mean, yeah, keep promises. Yes.
Nata: Well, then.
Jake: *shyly leans forward and kisses her on the lips*
Nata: *kisses back* Good boy.
Jake: *blushes* Would you date me?
Nata: Absolutely.
Jake: Will you now, then?
Nata: Yeah.
Jake: *hesitates, then hugs her*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Lynn: Ayan! Wait up!
Ayan: *doesn't wait* What?
Lynn: *offers press pass* I'd like to interview you.
Ayan: I'm busy.
Lynn: It won't take a minute. How old are you?
Ayan: 22.
Lynn: Who's your favourite person in the world?
Ayan: My daughters. Aactualy, they are all clones, but yes, they would be my favourite people in the world.
Lynn: What do you do in your spare time?
Ayan: I build things. Right now I'm working on a hovercar. It's okay, but not that great.
Lynn: Nice. What sort of work do you do?
Ayan: I'm an inventor.
Lynn: What kind of things have you invented.
Ayan: Well, there are many things. I like making transportation vehicle, but I've also created things like homing devices and new weapons. Pretty much simple things.
Lynn: They don't sound simple.
Ayan: That's because you're an idiot. I think we're done. *goes into her house and shuts door*
~~~~~~~~~~~
Ayan: *walks in* Angel, I think we should get a leash for Tanya too. Oh, and I'm almost done with the motorcycle.
Kitami: *chases Tanya, dragging Nata behind her*
Tate: Motorcycle?
Ayan: Yes. So far I have been able to create quite a few mechanicle devices, on unhooks leashes for one hour. I've also been able to create a safe that is also a control pad for the jet that Shadow borrowed last night. Right now I'm working on a hover motorcycle.
Tate: Borrowed or stole?
Ayan: Well he didn't ask me, he asked Angel.
Tate: And Angel said yes?
Angel: Like I knew where he was going.
Tate: You trused Shadow with a jet? *facevault*
Angel: Yes? Well, Ayan made it, it's perfectly safe.
Tate: Its not the jet I don't think is "safe."
Angel: Oh. Well. Wait a minute. Shadow, where is your brother?
Shadow: I'm not sure, you haven't inserted him with a homing device yet.
Kitami: *comes back without weapons, dragging Nata and unconscious pin-cushion Tanya* Are homing devices shiny? Can I have one?
Angel: Yes, they are. . .Sure you can have one, Kit, as long as Tate says its okay.
Shadow: >.>
Angel: I feel dumb. Tate, didn't you have four sisters?
Tate: Yeah. Aiyen-chan went to visit Lilann in Miami. And yes, Kit, you can have a homing device. As long as you promise not to turn Nata-kun off again.
Kitami: *smirks* I will refrain from making the obvious, perverted comeback.
Angel: Okay, and Shadow where is your brother?!
Ayan: Yes, I have the homing devices, and I already gave you one, Kit.
Kitami: Cool! *claps*
Nata: You are so childish, Kit-kun.
Tanya: *smirks* Hey, Kit, that means you turned Nata on also.
Ayan: *raises eyebrow* I'm going to go continue my experiments.
Shadow: I'm going to go look for Jake, he's still missing. *passes something to Kit as he leaves*
Kitami: *grins* Yes, Tanya, that's the perverted comback I was avoiding. *looks at paper and grins wider*
Angel: Shadow, what's it say?. . .Okay, Kit, what's it say?
Kitami: Not telling.
Nata: *tries to look over Kit's shoulder*
Kitami: *crumbles paper up*
Shadow: OMG, look, I found Jake!
Nata: *runs*
Kitami: Ow! Dettach this stupid - ow! - leash! Ow! Nata!
Jake: *raises eyebrow*
Shadow: Hey, Angel, I think Tanya should take Nata's place.
Angel: *nods*
Kitami: *screams* No! bad idea!
Shadow: *whispers*
Angeli: *both eyebrows raise*
Tate: Angel-kun, are you ok?
Angel: Uh. . yeah, I'm fine. I heard Shadow whisper this time. He says that it'd be safer if it was Tanya cause then they could just knock Tanya out when they want to make out and Nata would be safe. . .by the way, will she stop running?
Nata: Um, is Jake still here?
Kitami: . . .um. . .
Angel:Yes, Kit? And no, Jake is being a total chicken and went off to play basket ball, avoiding you because you know he can cook.
Nata: Then I'm done running. *stops suddenly so Kit runs into her and falls down*
Kitami: *stands up* I'm not sure its safe for Tanya if you give her the leash.
Angel: That's fine, she can't die.
Kitami: She'll be a permanent pincushion. *leads them outisde*
Ebeny: *jumping rope* "Cinderella, Cinderella, in a pie; How many days ago did she die?" One, two, three, four. . .
Kitami: What are you doing?
Nata: Did you just use the word 'doing' in a completely non-perverted manner?
Kitami: Surprised, Natasha-kun?
Ebeny: Three, four, two, damn it! You made me mess up! Now I have to start over!
Kitami: Once again, what are you doing?
Ebeny: What does it look like?!
Kitami: If I knew that I wouldn't be asking.
Ebeny: I'm jumping rope. While trying to figure out how many days ago Cinderella died.
Kitami: *nods* I could think of much more fun uses for that rope, though.
Nata: I can not believe you just said that.
Kitami: And you've known me how long exactly?
Nata: *sweatdrop*
Ebeny: You can tie a guy to the bed with it.
Kitami: Yeps.
Nata: I sense a pornographic novel coming.
Kitami: Non-con! *grins*
Tate: Oh, no, there is no way-
Kitami: But Tate-!
Tate: No. No, no, no, no, and no.
Kitami: But Ta-ate-!
Tate: The answer is still no.
Kitami: But non-con is fun!
Nata: *mutters* Masochist.
Kitami: I am not!
Nata: Liar.
Kitami: Am not!
Nata: Liar.
Kitami: *puts* Not.
Tate: Kitami, stop flirting with Nata.
Nata: *raises eyebrow*
Kitami: I'm straight! Gods!
Nata: Which is why you're going to go stare at Shadow, ne?
Kitami: Oooh, okay.
Nata: *watches Kit walk to other side of the room to stare at Shadow* Thank god.
Tate: She's going to be no help at all for days now, Nata.
Nata: Well, yeah. I know that. But at least if she's off staring at Shadow she can't be running around.
Tate: You mean sleeping around.
Kitami: You two do know I can still hear you?
Tate and Nata: *sweatdrop* Um. . .no. . .
Angel: What's non-con? What's a masochist?
Nata: Non-con is short for non-consensual. You know, bondage, rape, etc.
Kitami: And a masochist is someone who gets turned on by pain.
Nata: You couldn't have phrased that a bit more eloquently?
Kitami: What's eloquently?
Nata: Tactfully.
Kitami: Oh. Nope.
Tanya: Ebeny, I rewrote your jump-rope song. "Cinderealla, Cinderella is a guy; How many girls did it take to make him cry?"
Nata: *edges away from Tanya, coincidentally toward Kit*
Kitami: *glances up, goes back to staring at Shadow*
Nata: *ignoring Tanya* Keep staring that hard and your eyes are going to fall out.
Kitami: What? Sorry, Nata-kun, you lost me around the word 'hard.'
Nata: *rolls eyes* Hentai.
Kitami: No dip. You have met me before, right?
Nata: No, we've been sisters for years, but I've only just met you.
Kitami: Oh noes! Soap opera plot-line!
Nata: Fourth wall, Kit-kun.
Kitami: Oh, you think you're so smart, don't you, Nata-kun? With your fourth wall, and your-
Nata: I'm an artificial intelligence, Kit-kun. I am smart.
Tate: *dryly* While watching you girls flirt is incredibly amusing-
Nata: Hey! I'm an artificial intelligence. I don't have an orientation.
Kitami: And how many times must I tell you I'm straight before you get it through that thick skull of yours?
Tate: *mutters* I'm liking this give the leash to Tanya thing more and more.
Kitami: *pouts*
Tanya: Don't leash me to that little bitch!
Shadow: She's not a bitch!
Kitami: If you tie me that that, I'll kill it.
Nata: *dryly* It? Tanya isn't a girl anymore?
Kitami: I doubt Tanya ever was a girl. *sighs*
Nata: *shocked* You're depressed.
Kitami: I'm immortal, there's a difference.
Nata: Is there?
Kitami: Yes, there is.
Nata: Explain it to me.
Kitami: *snickers*
Nata: What now?
Kitami: The last time I heard someone use the that phrase, it was a middle-aged amnesiac needing sex explained to him.
Nata: Oh. . .that. . .that would be the first think you'd think of.
Kitami: Is there something wrong with that? *grins*
Nata: *facevault* I'm not even going to dignify that with a reply.
Tate: You two are talking about sex.
Kitami: I'm always talking about sex.
Tate: *sing-song* No what I meant.
Kitami: Did she just accuse us of. . .?
Nata: Yes, she did.
Kitami: Can we turn her into a pincushion?
Nata: You wish.
Kitami: Of course I do. But that isn't the point, now is it?
Nata: No, the point is bothering the hell out of Tate.
Tate: Why do I not like the sound of that?
Kitami: *grins*
Tate: Its going to be a long day.
Kitami: And whose fault is that, Miss-slashy-subtext?
Nata: Alright, lets make a deal. We finish up the month, and you let us go.
Tate: And you won't make my life miserable?
Nata: Well, we'll find out own place to live and all. We'll only come bother you if its really, really important. And we won't kill you for making slashy-subtext remarks.
Kitami: Hey! Don't I get a say in this deal?!
Nata: No. Now, shut up, I'm negotiating.
Kitami: *pouts*
Tate: Alright, deal. When the month is up your bloody contract is finished. You can move out.
Nata: Thank god.
Tate: Should I be offended at that?
Nata: No, of course not.
Kitami: Well, that says yes in big neon letters.
Nata: *sweatdrop* Didn't I tell you to hush?
Kitami: Actually, you told me to shut up. But that was while you were negotiating. You're done now, so I can talk again.
Nata: That isn't how it works.
Kitami: Sure it is.
Nata: No it isn't. I'm in charge.
Kitami: You're in charge?
Nata: What's wrong with that?
Bob: Nothing's wrong with that!
CT: *storms in and sits in corner, glowering*
Ebeny: *leaves*
CT: *from the corner* Bob, why are you the only one I know here?
Bob: Because the girls don't like to be around you when you're mad. I find it kind of amusing.
Nata: Why are you mad? And why is it amusing?
Bob: Its amusing because she gets all red and her blood pressure goes up, which makes her freak out.
CT: *turns away* I'd rather not say.
Nata: *nods* Whatever you say, CT-kun. And I don't see why its amusing.
Bob: It really is. But then again, Tate thinks she's scary when she gets mad.
Nata: That would explain why she's on the other side of the room.
Lilann: *walks in* Stop hiding, Tate, she's not mad at you.
Tate: Lilann-san! You're not in Miami?
Lilann: You need help, Tate-chan, with both Kitami-chan and Natasha-kun. . .as they are. And Aiyen-chan missed you.
Aiyen: Tate! *nearly runs Tate over*
Lilann: *catches Aiyen by the collar* Whoa, little one. Running your sister over isn't the best way to say hello.
Aiyen: *curtsies* Yes, Lilann-san. *hugs Tate* Hiya, Tate-san! I missed you so much!
Tate: *grins*
Aiyen: Oh, and guess what?
Tate: What?
Aiyen: You know how we always said Kitami was the world of us and how she's be the careless one?
Tate: *nods*
Aiyen: Well, she wasn't. Lilann-san was!
Tate: *blinks* Lilann-san? What's she mean?
Lilann: *blushes* Erm. . .uh. .. you see, there was this guy. . .and we kinda, um. . .got together, and um. . .
Tate: Tongue tied over so simple a sentance? Kitami!
Kitami: *from the other side of the room* What is it?
Tate: What did you and Shadow do earlier?
Kitami: We met at Ayan's jetplane and had some fun! We used the fuzzy pink handcuffs, but I think that jump-rope might be more fun!
Tate: Thanks for that image.
Kitami: Hey, you asked. *winks and goes back to staring at Shadow*
Tate: There. Now did that sound so hard?
Nata: Depends on what you mean by -! Ow! Lilann-san!
Lilann: Be careful what you say around Aiyen-chan. She's a sensitive child. I think, maybe, you've spent too much time with Kitami-chan. You're starting to sound like her.
Nata: *silence*
Tate: So, then, Lilann, what's this news about you and this guy?
Lilann: His name is Mazel. And there's two bits of news The first is that he's my fiance.
Tate: That's great, Lilann-san! When's the wedding?
Lilann: November. And he's taking our last name. We're coming down here for the ceremony.
Tate: Great. And the other news?
Lilann: I'm due in two months, couldn't you tell?
Tate: You're due in. . .Oh my god, Lilann! Boy or girl?
Lilann: The doctor says it twins, but Maze just wants a boy. Could you imagine me trying to raise a boy?
Tate: I'm still stuck on the you being pregnant thing, never mind the raising. You practically raised Aiyen-chan already.
Aiyen: I'm gonna have a playmate!
Tate: You have names picked out, Lil?
Lilann:Yeah. Mai for a girl and Tain for a boy. I don't know what I'll do if they're identical twins.
Tate: I’m sure you’ll figure it out. When do we meet this mysterious 'Maze?'
Lilann: You can meet him at the wedding. I was going to ask you to be my maid of honor.
Tate: Me?
Lilann: *laughs* And Aiyen is my flower girl.
Tate: What about Nata and Kit?
Lilann: Kitami-chan is going to sit the front row and be good, and Natasha-kun is going to be our ring-bearer. If they agree, of course.
Nata: Alright.
Kitami: *pouts*
Tate: Sounds like you have everything all planned out.
Lilann: *hands over stack of papers*
Tate: Oh. . .you. . .do have everything all planned out. I should have known.
Lilann: When do I not have everything all planned out?
Tate: I'd say about seven months ago.
Lilann: Okay, once. Once.
Tate: *smirks*
Kitami: Its a fairly large 'once.' I mean, you had unprotected sex. Even I have more sense than that.
Nata: You use protection?
Kitami: Of course not! Conception control is one of the functions of the nanite's in my blood.
Nata: Oh, I should have known.
Kitami: Most forms of protection only serve to lessen the sensation of-
Nata: We don't need to know!
Lilann: Are they always like this?
Tate: Pretty much, yeah.
Lilann: *sympathetic wince*
Aiyen: I wanna go to a carnival!
Lilann: No, little one, it's too cold out.
Aiyen: Not back in Miami it's not!
Tate: *sweatdrop*
Lilann: Aiyen-chan! We're not going back to Miami.
Tate: Really? I thought you were just visiting.
Lilann: Nope. We're staying. I want my children to grow up around responsible adults.
Tate: *bursts out laughing* You consider Nata and Kitami to be responsible adults?
Lilann: As compared to the rest of the world.
Tate: *raises eyebrow* What world are you living on?
Shadow: I'll take you to a carnival, Aiyen.
Ayan: So will I.
Kitami: Should I be jealous?
Shadow: *grins* Of course not, you're coming too.
Kitami: *grins* Cool, lets go. *disappears them*
~~~~~~~
Lynn: *wakes Tanya up*
Tanya: Ugh. What happened?
Lynn: Are you okay?
Tanya: *sits up* I'm fine.
Lynn: Great. *holds out press pass* I'm Lynn. Can I interview you?
Tanya: Um. . . sure.
Lynn: How old are you?
Tanya: 18. Same as my twin sistes, Lily.
Lynn: Oh, you have a twin. Twins sell well too.
Tanya: Er. . .
Lynn: What do you do in your spare time?
Tanya: Well, swiming is a big one, actually. . .yeah, pretty much just swimming or chasing after cute guys. But they are scared of me because I used to take a martial arts clss disguised as a guy because women weren't allowed. Stupid idiots.
Lynn: *Sweatdrop* Okay. . .who is your favourite person in the world?
Tanya: Shadow!
Lynn: Why?
Tanya: He's a guy, duh.
Lynn: Yes. . . that's obvious. But why is he your favourite person?
Tanya: He's a guy, and he's cute. Duh.
Lynn: Maybe I should meet this Shadow. . .
~~~~~~~
Tate: So, tell me all about Miami. How’d a two month business trip turn into a three year vacation?
Lilann: It was an accident. I swear.
Tate: Hey, I’m not accusing you of anything. Should I be?
Lilann: Heavens, no! I did go back for business. I got a little bit sidetracked.
Tate: With your mysterious fiancé?
Lilann: Oh, no, that wasn’t until much later. I got sidetracked by business. My old business.
Tate: The therapy thing? Like when you met Kit-kun?
Lilann: First, it was psychology, not therapy-
Tate: Close enough.
Lilann: -But yes, like when I met Kitami-chan.
Tate: Thought you left the business.
Lilann: I did. I was, um, asked to consult, for an old friend.
Tate: How old?
Lilann: You wouldn’t know him. I worked with him a long time ago, when I was in the business myself. Thought he was cured, until Iline called.
Tate: Why do I recognize that name?
Nata: Iline Katata was a nursemaid for Kit-kun’s family for a while. She was a second evolution Aenarene, never bonded up. She wasn’t really related to Kit-kun, sort of an honorary half-aunt or something like that. Kit-kun’s mentioned her once or twice.
Tate: I’ll buy that.
Lilann: Anyway, I was asked to consult on this guy’s case. It’s all confidential, very hush-hush, you understand. So I absolutely can’t talk about it. I figured it was going to take a while and got an apartment. And the rest is history.
Tate: You could have, oh, I dunno, called or something. You know, let us know where you were.
Lilann: I did. A few months later.
Tate: Nice timing.
Lilann: Sorry.
Nata: Isn't Kit-kun back yet?
Lilann: That is Kitami we're talking about, remember?
Nata: But I'm bored.
Lilann: *starts to grin*
Nata: What?
Lilann: *moves away*
Nata: You! Lilann Icasa!
Lilann: You can't hit me, you could hurt the twins.
Nata: Bloody medical excuses. I'll bet when Kit gets back, she's on your side.
Lilann: You two are on different sides?
Nata: She's with Shadow, and I'm straight.
Lilann: Thought you didn't have an orientation. *smirks* And I notice you're not vouching for her orientation.
Nata: You've met her. *shrugs* Would you?
Lilann: Please. I can see the subtext.
Nata: Not sure it qualifies as subtext if you can just look and see it.
Lilann: I rest my case.
Kitami: *who appeared a few seconds ago* Please tell me you aren't talking about what I think you're talking about?
Nata: *smirks*
Kitami: Bitch.
Nata: You wish.
Kitami: For that last time, I'm straight!
Nata: This is the last time you're straight?
Kitami: *stomps foot* No! That's not what I said!
Nata: You said, and I quote "For the last time, I'm straight."
Kitami: That's not what-You're deliberately twisting my words!
Nata: Maybe. What if I am?
Kitami: Then, dear sister, I might have a few questions about your orientation.
Nata: I'm merely a machine, Kit-kun. I can no more have an orientation that you can die.
Kitami: You're forgetting, I can die. Could Kakani myself right out of existance. When we built you, we made you in our image. You've got an offswitch, so do I.
Nata: Is that the difference?
Kitami: Huh?
Nata: You said once, that you weren't depressed, you were immortal. Is that the difference?
Kitami: *shrugs* To cure depression I could take a pill. To cure immortality I have to die. That's the difference. Immortality is fatal, depression isn't.
Nata: That is a fundamentally wrong statement.
Kitami: Can you prove it wrong?
Nata: Not. . .in your case. So what was that question about my nonexistant orientation?
Kitami: That depends, were you twisting my words on purpose?
Tate: *inching away* I'm just gonna leave before all this subtext kills me.
Kitami: *growls* Subtext can wait in line.
Nata: I really wish I didn't have the non-violence command. Hey, Kit, can you turn that command off?
Kitami: Me? Why me?
Nata: The Aenarene created me, and you're one of them.
Kitami: Humans created computers of their own, but most couldn't take one apart that put it back together again.
Nata: I'm not asking you to take me apart and put me back together! I'm just asking you to flip a bloody switch!
Tate: *slips out door, snickering wildly*
Kitami: Stop thinking like that, you perv!
Nata: Oh, like you're any better. *rolls eyes, and a section of back pops open to reveal swichboard* Smack Tate around later, flip the blue switch now.
Kitami: *flips switch*
Nata: Thank you. *section slides back into place, walks away*
Kitami: She left. Now who do I bother?
Lilann: I don't know about bothering, but you could watch Aiyen for a while.
Kitami: What? Why? Where are you going?
Lilann: To finish my wedding arrangements. You could come with, I suppose, if Natasha or Tate would take Aiyen.
Kitami: Nata! Can you watch Aiyen!?
Nata: *from far away* Kinda busy!
Kitami: Doing what?
Nata: None of your business.
Kitami: Ooooh.
Nata: You're lucky I can't smack you from here!
Kitami: *mutters to self* Tate!
Tate: Is it safe to come in?
Kitami: Yes, yes, its fine.
Tate: I recognize that tone. What do you want? *walks in*
Kitami: You to watch Aiyen.
Tate: Why?
Lilann: So I can borrow Kit to help me out with the wedding plans.
Tate: Oh. . .okay.
Lilann: Thanks, Tate-chan.
Kitami: *disappears with Lilann*
Tate: *to Aiyen* Stay where I can see you.
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